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Show Tbe Thoafhtfal Port ay. Head Porter Lovejoy, of tha Fifth Avenue Ave-nue hotel, discharged one of his men for excess of promptness, A gnest of the hotel who was obliged to catch an early train requested re-quested this particular porter to call him at 7 in the morning. For some reason that functionary bad to take his departure before be-fore the hour at which the guest wished to be called. At exactly &30 o'clock he knocked on tbe door. "All right," yelled back the gnest, 'Til fet op." "No, don't get up," answered the porter. It' half-past ft. I've got M tfo away. Fou've got an bnr and a hais . et to sleep." |