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Show A DASH OF TOBASCO "Has he asked for your daughter's hand?" "No, but I have hopes, he has taken to ordering the servants about." Life. "After all, it's no crime to be poor." "Maybe not, but no poor man can afford to hire a lawyer to prove that it .sn't. Kansas City Star. J M First Negrc Jes' terrible de way needcesslties fJ ob life done riz. Second Negro (suspiciously) Wliu't de matter now? First Negro Terbaccer's gone up so high I gotter quit smokin'. Kalnt borry none no mo'. Dallas News. "I tell you," said Pat, "the ould frinds are the ' best, after all, and, what's more, I can prove it." "How are you goin' to prove it?" "Where will you find a new frind that has sthud by ye as long as the ould ones have?" Answers. " "he Woggses seem to have a high opinion of tht "Ives." " Yes. You see the same cook has consented to remain in their employ for three or four years. So they feel entitled to think that they are rather nice people." Washington Star. |