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Show H A NEW GOLF TERIV7. H An Irishman was suddenly struck H by a golf ball. H "Are you hurt?" asked tho player. H "Why didn't you get out of the way?" H "An why should I get out of the H way?" asked Pat. "I didn't know there H was any assassins round here." H "But I called 'fore,' " said the player, H "and when I say 'fore,' that is a sign Hj for you to get out of tho way." H "Oh, it is, is it?" said Pat. "Well, H thin whin I say 'foive,' it is a sign that H you are going to get hit on the nose. H j" 'Foive.' "New York World. |