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Show FRESH LOCALS. I It is said that the time will come when towns without water works i will go uninsured. Several insur- j ance companies have already n-fused n-fused to insure in some of these towns. Ex. When two women friends meet they kiss. When two gentlemen friends meet they do not. This is because the gentlemen can find somothing better to kiss, and the women cannot. Ex. Young man, before you pay seventy-live dollars fur a coat, find out whether your lady love would not be just as glad to see you in one that cost half the money. If she would not, let her crack hex-own hex-own hazel nuts and buy her own clothes. Ex. Read our advertisements carefully, care-fully, every word is good reading and has information that will do you good, l'eople who do not read newspaper advertisements now-a-days are as far behind the times as the fanner who never reads the markets. Ex. |