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Show PAINLESS PLASTER PULLERS U Wild and disheveled, watery of eye, lM ami trembling of limb, he burst into 3 the dentist's consulting-room, and ad- dressed, the molar merchant in gasp- H ing tones: H "Do you give gas there?" H "Yes," replied the dentist. M "Does it put a man to sleep?" H "Of course." M "Nothing would wake him?" M "Nothing. But" H "Wait a bit; you could break1 his jaw or black his eye without him feel- j ing it?" H "My dear sir, of course, I "' H "It lasts about half a minute, doesn't ,M "Yes." H With a wild whoop of joy and relief tl the excited man threw off his coat and XM waistcoat. H "Now," he yelled, as ho tugged at M his shirt, "get yer gas-engine ready. I M want you o pull a porous-plaster off M my back." Tit-Bits. H |