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Show MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. The magistrates aro combining to put down all the latest dances which they describe as "disgusting." News Item. Until a very recent day Wo never heard of "Cabaret," I Though as our debuts there were S made, ' I Such ignorance was ne'er displayed. Where ignorance is bliss 'tis best That ignorance be not confessed. But soon we tumble with a thrill Unto its features; even still Wo can recall how first we spied With beating hearts the Gaby glido; Nor ever like to be forgot The bunny hug and turkey trot. If magistrates could only see Within their vacant minds that we In our amusements, tempest tossed, Are rather tired of being bossed, They'd turn their magisterial gaze On other tilings than Cabarets. Evil occurs to any mind Which unto evil is inclined. I have been told in dances square Unquestionably hell is there. Bah. They annoy me, that's a fact, This posing, smug, Pecksnlffian pact! The Rounder. |