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Show SKCRJST DAXttKRS. A juvenile Jen Was buying a map For use in a school, he confest. A man In the shop Sent out for a cop And ordered the fellow's arrest, He cried, "It's a plot To pick out a spot For landing an army out West!" But somebody showed-that the dangerous dan-gerous scroll Was merely a map of the Pearyized Pole! ' A yellowish cone From sources unknown To Governor Johnson had come. Twas heavy and hard, And every guard Was ure they'd discovered a bomJT To blow 'em sky-high, Sent secretly by Some devilish son of Yum-Yum! Dut then the cook saw it and said, "If you please, Who sent us this beautiful pineapple cheese?" |