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Show ,, , i 1S15WAIU2 OV EVERYTHING! Beware of little women littio glrle, of course, I mean- From the giddy age of fifty to tho modest seventeen; Beware of merry widows, of affinities and cats, Of silken hose and wobble skirts ard ostrich feather hats. Beware of pencilled eyebrows and of rouge upon the cheek, Of powdei which is plastered on to cover up tho antique. Beware of girls . who tell their mothers things which" are not true," For If you court and marry them they'll do the same to you. 1 Beware of men in velvet hats, of men in checkered suits, ' : Of hair that's bronzed a golden red, but darker near the roots. Beware of men In fancy boards, of men who chetf cigars', Of men who don't give up their seats to ladies on tho cars " ' Beware of youths who carry fobs and wear white gloves at night, . Of cuffs that are detachable, of hands that squeeze too tight. ' , Bewaro of men with diamond, rings, beware of mon with' cftnos, i Of those who grab you in the street a,nd talk about theii jpnins. . I Beware of gentle mothers if their children make a noise; Remember that your miseries are other people's joys! Beware of making peace between a husband and a wife; ' ( If you try it you will only make two enemies for. life! , j Beware of every woman who Is driving a machlno j If she kills you she will drive away and never care a bean! Bewaro of fat policemen when thoy'ro swonrlng at the heat, r i Of putting silly questions to patrolmen on tho boat. . ( : i Beware of your wife's mother you will say that's- Stalo advicofc : j But all tho same it's pretty good, and boars ropoating twice. Bewaro of men of real ostato, who hayo a lot to sell, ' t Of telling buxom ladles that "they're looking fat and well." j Beware of bargain counters and all other kinds of strife,' Of giving little dinners to some other fellow's wife. Beware of everything you do, of everything you think, of every mouthful that you eat, and every drop you drink. |
