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Show Should Worry An F slish peeress is appearing In barefoot --dances --dances m a Now York vaudeville house. This is " perhaps the first ease on record whore a member of the peerage has boon of any possible use. Bvorybody seems to agree that we ought-to -Increase our water supply, but so far ho one has found two persons who agree oa a method.' ." After living ninety years in one town and occupy- ,. 4 Ing the same room for sixty-eight years, a Ndw Jeisey man has moved to another village - No one with such a .roving disposition can evoTho"po I for success. ' ' Pools are now being formed tmjho. length of Bryan's tenure of office. It's your turn to guess. Spring undoubtedly Is with us in spirit, but wo could ovon stand 'the poetry if Wo had tho weather. Harvard is to have a chair of( wit and humor. Now wo are going to learn tho origin of the seven original jokes. Washington's smart' circles have invented dn-ncea in the dark. They may have their possibilities, and all that, but we know a lot of dances that look miuchbet.tar mt way. J Anyhow, Republicans make jeoo private ' cTti- A man over In Colorado who nr,optsed marriage to a numbor of school teachers. jias been declared insane. But this is rather" unchivnlrous to the teachers. ' Would it bo proper to refer to a funeral diroctor as a sarcophaguy? The Ogdon officers who didn't catch the blackmailers black-mailers acted exactly like thoy had been trained on the Salt Lake force. j President Wilson gives every indication that ho 1 is going to have his own way in Washington. I Here's hoping. I It is reported that Commissioner Korns has " moved his reservoir from City Creek to Parley's canyon. |