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Show MERELY A SUGGESTION. By T. G. You make tho same kind of a lilt with that message. mes-sage. Of yours, Chief Pitt, That the far-famed and late lamented Mr. Casey Made with that hickory stick when the third spit ball Ducked over the plate, collided with the catcher's mit And Hp was counted Out Why, on the square, you make a man, suffocating suf-focating With tho tightness of the lid you are trying to sit on Wish for Joe Smith and an Open town. That stockade you suggest for the Daughters of Babylon would Be a groat thing, but you have left out some important im-portant speci Fications in your rocommondation for a nice sot of Cottages to be built by the city. Prizes Should be awarded for the handsomest designs, With a special trophy for a bungalow for The Most popular lady, her popularity to be decided upon By a vote of the whole population, or Allow the council to take action In the matter, upon proper application of those desiring de-siring to Enter the contest, the application of course To be accompanied by a fee large enough to assure as-sure tho Lady's responsibility, to conduct the establishment With tho dignity befitting any one In any othor Responsible city position. A great suggestion is that high board fence, for A barrier of that lcind around a ten-acre bjock would make it. Impossible for any one to understand the nature of the trafflo In the enclosure, and strangers in the city-Would city-Would be nicely impressed, for such an affair would givo rise To no curious comment. In Nagasaki That is the method in vogue, and the business venture has Proven so successful in that city that a considerable consid-erable Portion of the population has takon to the-Stockade. the-Stockade. Another nice recommendation Is that regarding all messenger Boys, who must bo over Twenty-one. That In a bully idea Providing For all policemen Over the age limit, and Now say, Chief, it is an awful thing J To make a man go all the way home,- or join a Club in order to save his life on Sunday. That's a clever Idea, too, about closing at midnight really subtle in a way For with the saloons closed after tho clock boats it to the twelve Spot, would mean that every morning paper would have to go Out of business, for there wouldn't be anyone alive Tn do the work. But tho crowning '; . Stroke of genius is the recommendation To . v .) - Tear down ,the restaurant partitions. Why not Colose the restaurants? Nobody wants anything to oat or Drink. And who is so depraved as to want to hear a little Sweet music? Every one is going straight to perdition. per-dition. It is terrible to contemplate tho Tearfulness of it all. We are in the hands of Borglas, Who murder and ruin, and thou dance the night away. And What is to stop them in Tbeir maddened riot of depravity? What can be done to trip Them in their fobrific dash of destruction? Wo Think' perhaps a dose of Hunyadi water to the right old Party might help a lot. Merely a suggestions, but "that seems Fair enough." |