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Show ALL HAIL THE NEW TARGET INSPECTOR By R. W. S. UJ and away at the break of the day Going like H in his Schneider Rochet, Or Wildly rushing, and equally hard, Over gully and sagebrush in his Panhard See him went the New Target Inspector. popper his wheels and copper his lamps Copper his thing-m-bobs, copper his clamps T3urnished and bright where the morning beams dance, Goggles concealing his keen "copper glance" Whizzes the Target Inspector. Copper his trimmings and copper hisrims Copper his hopes, and "coppered" his whims His colors are copper with myriad hues; From any of them you may choose if you choose. A color scheme for the Inspector. Copper the targets and copper the arms-Copper arms-Copper his horns with their toots and alarms , Copper all things if you'd have no regret, But whate'er you do, don't; "copper a bet' If the bet's on the, Target Inspector. - '. Behold! as a bullet flies through the sky, A copper lined field glass he lifts to his eye . Then turns with disgust and says: , "Silly ass! That ball was not copper 'twas . nothing but brass." f ' Then in wrath rode away the Inspector. Oh, copper may rise and copper may fall, Or copper may take no .tumble at all; But Copper you'll find is now the whole thing: And Jack cops the copper :Him Big Copper King. All hail, then, the Target, Inspector. |