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Show ES8AY8 OF LITTLE BOBBIE. CHICAGO. Chicago is a big place full of people & smoalc and dirt and trubble. It Is bounded on one side by Milwaukee and on all other sides by parts of Chicago, which are as bad as the middle part. Chicago is a nise place for yu to go when you haven't got Ruber heels, because, if yu think yu are going to fall down somebody will be sure to hold you up. I thought of this joak myself. i heard about a little boy who was going to move to Chicago and he was saying his prayers and he said Goodby Lord we are going to Chicago and I guess ho was rite,, that's all i know about Chicago Chi-cago it aint much. DIVORCES. divorces Is whare a man and his wife either one sees some one else they may like better, then they go to a lawyer & he tells them what to say in the cort house, then the Judge taiks them apart and they live happily ever after. Ma and Pa never had a divorce I guess if they did .i wouldnt hear so much scrapping. When i get to be a man If I want 2 wives, one at a time, i am going to have a divorce, alimony is what you pay for a divorce from yure wife, but sumtimes its cheap. CARNEGIE. mister Carnegie is a fine old mann that sines checks and furnishes reeding for lots of fokes. he isent related to Cassle Chadwick, but she got him in trubble over some noats or sumthing and thenn she said well we can arrange this alrlte, 1 slned the notes and your part will bee to pay them. mister Carnegie is Skich by desent and looks like mister Burns but no wlmmen ever maid Burns pay over any fortuns he was too foxie bekaus he was a poet and whenn i grow up i am going to bee a poet. Milwaukee Sentinel. |
