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Show Here are some items from the "Cedar Pointer," of Cedar Point, 111.: "Willie and Myra Brennemann Holly of Peru are the happy recipients of a fine boy, presented by Herr Klapperstorch, May 19, 1902. Herzlich gratu-lation!" gratu-lation!" "Wanted A good man to work up my flower and vegetable garden. I already have an excuse for a man, and he can climb telephone poles and eat good cooking, but for gardening he is N. G. Apply hastily to the editor's wife." "Information has just reached us by circular letter from La Salle that there are two consolidated consol-idated dentists in that city. This news, though somewhat startling, yet coming so soon after the eruption of Mont Pelee, we receive with imper-turbed imper-turbed calmness, the principal effect produced being be-ing a wonder as to whether the malgam thus formed form-ed will be used for filling teeth." , mk m "Sir,"s aid the young man, "I assure you I would Wf ; fl love your daughter just as much even if she were w jt fl penniless." I iff "That settles you," cried old Moneybags; "I don't :J t' S want a fool for a son-in-law. Philadelphia Record. r ,1 "What'll you have today, sir?" asked the waiter. ,1 '! fl "We've got some nice lamb with green peas." ! M ' fl "Yes," said the Wall Street operator, absentmind- , f I cdly, "let me have a little lamb with greenbacks." ' , t fl Catholic Standard and Times. fc U ,H it ; , |