| Show BROADWAY AND MAIN STREET Charlie Learns Hard Way by Meeting a Six-Year-Old By BILLY ROSE Last in the mood for conversation and I went a-calling on my Aunt Frieda and my Uncle he said Frieda as I walked into their Allen Street is having a nervous and Gittle-son is sending him to place in Lakewood Cathedral in the It I is like said couple weeks before Groundhog Day you should pardon the is coming hone your uncle and announcing he la becoming a baby Every Monday he the on Street is going to the theatre and Is offering him a dollar a hour and free television If he will sit with their little six year old when Char- BUly Boa lie is coining home the first Monday I am naturally asking him for the five but he is telling me he got Ha and he is the on the television and betting a who will and the little Is winning five times Charlie Is again losing the five This time is He is betting on the and the he is not knowing what Wilbur is knowing Jakle Robinson is not playing on of because he has a busted third your uncle Is going to the with a deck of pinochle cards in hi again is losing the five he It catching do very is remembering all and by 10 o'clock is trumping and melding him right in the all summer it goes like Every Monday Charlie is baby and every Monday he Is losing to the And he is not eating so and is hollering and banging with the This little is making him plain your uncle is swearing he will get even Steven-no small he is making him a Monday I am figuring 1 will sn what is and to I klip company to I am milling who is giving mi a big and explaining bir husband is busy in and is mi I should jo with bar to Is also making me acquainted with and while she Is putting on the hat I am talking with and he is making on me a very good WHEN we are coming home from the the sion is because Wilbur is playing on me and your uncle a trick from a hundred years trick like When Mrs Lerner and me are going the little boy is telling your his mother wants he should take a bath right he got time because is in twenty So your uncle is telling him a man don't need twenty minutes for a and he could do it easy in So the little boy is betting him five dollars he can't take off his bathe himself and dress full up in fifteen from a full is saying your from a full is answering as Charlie is a last bather and it doing job complete in ami And uben we an coming bomi from theatre hi is smiling tiki want you should bi present at paying-oil hi taking a simpli I am win-ning lift dollars cash from I am hearing I am thinking the Is falling down on don't follow I said to my Aunt weren't you Charlie finally Frieda explained I am getting acquainted with Wilbur and his mother is putting on the hat he Is betting me ten dollars ha can make your uncle take off all his |
