Show i I yv 1 J- J f fp I I p Notes of oj a New Newspaper paper Man trust brain trust trusten Some of ot the Broadway bra solving the worlds world's s problem ers en were switched to the reemergence reemergence reemergence re- re lem lems The gab emergence of Joe Stalin So So- said one it I dont don't get It reported Joe called reliable sources some sick-some said Id dying or ord was very d dead ca d Now he turns up and they say h. h hes he's e s 's in to the best of health and was merely enjoying a vaca vacation ti on observed another Oh I dunno Thinker I hear Stalin Is far from we and welt and It-and right now is suffering from a terrific grippe third interrupted a Yeh Yeh yeh who made the most sense The same terrific grip hes he's cs c's always had hadon on everything Mayor two-cent two sales- sales tax plan to help finance the subway subway subway sub sub- way recalls the time Jimmy Walker Walker was a State Senator and ond the legIslature legislature legislature legisla legIsla- ture at Albany was arguing a raise in to subway tariff State Senator Nichol was against raising the fare Dont you think orated Senator Nichol that the people of New NewYork NewYork NewYork York City City go too far tar for a nickel Walkers Walker's retort Youve gone pretty far for far for a Nicholl The elder Edison hated wearing a dress suit Mrs Edison however talked him Into putting one on for fora a reception The affair was stuffy and Edison squirmed in dis dis- comfort He finally told Mrs Edison he was going home I cant can't stand this doggone straitjacket he groaned as he left At home to make sure his soup- soup fish and apparel would never bother him again Edison took hammer and nails and nailed the suit to the wall There he said when finished I hope you suffer as much as I It Could Happen A group of brass hats gathered to consider the for formation mation matlon of a Society for American Participation in World War III and IV The first speaker keynoted the meeting by declaring Regardless Regard less of the so-called so agreements made by the Big Three we know sooner or later we will have to fight another war warl I We will have to fight Russia over many things things things-or or Britain over markets And And And- From the audience a voice hesitantly hesitantly hesi hesi- inquired But gentlemen isn't there something we can do to PREVENT another war What roared the chairman Throw that un-American un The mall man brought this unsigned contrib A poet was Irked by a pest who told him he could spend his time more usefully cooking The poet ignored him Well continued continued con con- the bore dont you think a cook is more Important than a poet The poet pondered and then said Im sure there isn't a dog in to town who wouldn't agree with you Well It looks like the honeymoon between Truman and Congress is over Yeah now he has good reason for going home to mother Sounds In the Night At the Diamond Diamond Diamond Dia Dia- mond Horseshoe Relax dearie or that halo will choke you to death At the Embassy They wrote a song about her O 0 What a Beautiful Beautiful Beau Beau- MoronI At the Zanzibar Dull They named a knife butter-knife after himl At Versailles Hell Hen Hendo do anything for me and I for him But Im I'm running out of right arms I At the Golden Fiddle George Jean Nathan doesn't dislike actors Only those he sees in to shows At Ciros Ciro's She was in to a terrible accident She was having her face lifted and the derrick broke I Wilson MIzner's balm to newcomers newcom newcom- ers in the theater Remember this most of the time the stumbling blocks which get In your way will way will mer merely ly be the dust you leave behind tomorrow Faces About Town Elliott Roosevelt Roosevelt Roose Roose- velt being mobbed by admirers while leaving the Show Boat premiere premiere premiere pre pre- at the Theater James Stewart Introducing Marie McDonald to Franklin D. D Roosevelt Jr George Jean Nathan with a padre In the Cub Room of the Stork I Reforming Former Secy of War Henry Stimson unrecognized by the Pierre passersby Damon Runyon putting down candidates for fora a column about who talk about themselves Marlon Marion Murray Murray Murray Mur Mur- ray whose betrothal to a General was cancelled suddenly trying to be gay about it Candy Jones who has a cold at the Zanzibar ringside wearing among other things a baby's teething ring the inscription on which reads Dont Don t Kiss Mel Mels s Sallies In Our Alley A ham actress actress ac ac- tress famed tamed for her conceit visited the Hartmans at the Waldorf I had a big season in Hollywood d she se boasted including three terrIfic ter- ter rifle fic scenes with Errol Flynn Yet Yeh quipped Grace Ha Hartman an he fights with everybody O 0 Qz z Nelson says with man manis many y people marriage marriage mar mar- is a gamble but with Hank Greenberg its it's a Gimbel Ala Alan n ng Gale tells tens of the b big g advertising agency exec who died and at his C funeral everybody sang commer commer- x |