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R Hannegan is sizzling at the absenteeism among He will withdraw support sup sup- port for re-election re of those whose records reveal not showing up on important measures beneficial to the Administration Jesse Jones Jones' power is still potent in the Capitol Capitol Capi Capi- tol behind the scenes Lord Halifax's resignation is now expected expected ex ex- ex- ex in May Major Chas Boxer groom of novelist Emil Emily Y Hahn left for Japan Dec as part of the F Far r Eastern Advisory Comm Custo V s men sate d Goering's Luger pistol from Billy Rose when he returned aft after viewing the glare enjoyed spinning e this yarn On Christmas Da Day the tho telephone rang in the office of the rector o ot i President Roos Roosevelt's Washington Can avails avail's you tell tel W church me in a voice asked if it the President i is expected expected ex- ex to attend church today Th That a t th the 6 e rector explained patiently patiently Pa pa- l I T cannot promise But we expect God to be there and we fancy ancy that will be incentive e enough for a reasonably aaU la large attendance Quotation marksmanship v Mature The only way to a woman womans heart is to saw lAW her in haUl half t I t |