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N Y Y Frame and Picture firm orders or or- ders The record sale in 52 years Alan Wilsons Wilson's capsule critique Harry Truman is the best example example exam exam- example of the old adage that ANYBODY can grow up to be Sc president Lawrence Wasser just got back I from Washington where he reports I the sour gripe vine gripe vine has it that Truman Truman Truman Tru Tru- man will run In 48 all 48 all the way back to Missouri At the Zanzibar Zanzibar bar someone put it this way The reason Truman is getting all that abuse is that hes he's trying to be president president president pres pres- I ident and vice president Word Word has gone out to the actors to steer clear of all letish outfits Charlie Charlie Charlie Char Char- lie Wagner Cof of the Mirrors Mirror's litree dept observing that Welcher Goering Goering Goering Goer- Goer ing died as he should via cyanide cyanide cyan cyan- cyan ide which is ra rat t poison I This Is Worth Money Dept A ANew ANew ANew New Yorker was handed a summons summons summons sum sum- mons Friday at Lexington avenue I subway station for throwing away awaya I IDo a Do gum wrapper The fine cost him 2 for tor a hunk of one-cent one gum I They are getting for a 1200 1200 Ford in Okla In California Call Call- fornia they get double the ceiling on cars Auto insurance in Los Angeles has gone up 30 per cent II That was checked with three firms The reason The high accident accident acci- acci dent rate in L. 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A To date the disgraceful disgraceful dis dis- graceful total is almost deaths by traffic accidents Ozzie Nelsons Nelson's Nelsons Nelson's Nelsons Nelson's Nel Nel- sons son's epitaph for Goering Co May they roast In peace Broadway Ballad By Don Wahn There will be always those who seek seck the dark Whose minds arc are misty from an old refrain There will be al alwa's always always al- al ways was those who seek a spark That glowed but bat once once and and will not glow again There Is a time when wine has lost its tang There Is a time when lies have turned to truth There is no lilt Hit to all the songs we sang There is no road that wanders back to youth So Sowe Sowe Sowe we are lost the lost the indolent and gay Against the tide that sweeps away the thc years So Sowe Sowe Sowe we must stand disconsolate and gray To face the sudden surge sorge of or ancient fears The girls are ghosts the ghosts the Inns are shuttered tight A cold wind blows against the cloak of ot night Midtown Vignette Joan Fontaine Cof of the pictures moving-pictures got out of her sick bed to which she had been confined with the flu fiu for a week Joan then went to LaGuardia field to fly to Bermuda hoping the sun suri and rest there would cure her sneezes etc At t the airport she learned that the planes plane's departure had been postponed until late after alter noon Instead of returning to her bed Joan and nurse went to John Frederics Where she purchased purchased purchased pur pur- chased five hats Then she went to Bergdorf Goodmans Goodman's Goodmans Goodman's and bought four frocks At six the same evening ng she hopped to Bermuda Practically cured The Washington Ticker The big feud Is between army hats brass-hats and the general accounting office over publication of the names of army guns big who landed terrific jobs with the firms whose contracts they terminated Medicine is conducting experiments to determine determine determine deter deter- mine the ability of the human eye to Identify aircraft at supersonic speeds Our air force now can transport bed platoon hospitals hospi hospi- fully equipped and staffed at mph Plenty fireworks in the federal DAs DA's office with many barristers quitting in a brawl over the Gottfried Baking Co case New York Novelette He Hc came camf to The Tue Big Town To with the Rodeo A big guy with a big heart heart from from a a small burg As nice a fella feUa as you ever met She was from a little town too But the Big Burg Borg got its Us grip on her her and and she looked down on him as though he were just another sucker He didn't know that when she gave him The Eye Ec it was Vas merely merely mere mere- ly a Dollar DoUar Sign Before she got through with him she took him hum for plenty a Her friends didn't mind her shaking down some of the Broadway heels But they didn't like the way she gave ga this kid The Business Now nobody in their Midtown l Set will have anything to do with her True the Cowboy didn't rope and tie her like Jike like he should have done But you me She's me-She's She's Branded Brand Brand- ed Sounds In the Night At Bob Olin Olins Olin's s Those Nazis weren't nervous nervous nerv nerv- ous ori on their last day Just high- high strung At the Iceland Meat shortage What about the mate shortage newsroom The Democrats ts hope to lick the meat shortage by making hash out out- ta to elephants on Nov At the Boulevard The reason Ted Williams couldn't hit a homer in the he series is that his bat kept get get- ting ig caught in his halo At Bradleys Bradley's So So Goering and the other other oth oth- er rats are dead Hell Heil ahl |