Show The Broadway Express The Broadway Lights Add things I never heard of af In my ray sinful life lle Bandsman Tex Beneke ending atour a atour tour of the Southeast with his Glenn Miller crew returned several hund hundred hun hun- hundred dred d bux to the promoters of a aI I swing event with this explanation I j We didn't draw too well for you sorry He must be quite a feller His and her Grace her what manage to have news photos taken of all their sudden charity t work Its It's that build up campaign i to remove the odor of f. f a 1938 p photo ota showing the Dook giving the Nazi salute in Berlin when those sos were winning Too late Bub o A newsprint industry may st start rt rtin in Alaska soon No money I around You should see it thrown I 1 away at a Florida dice house Have you yau seen the Grand Central stations station's first two white Red Caps Lifes Life's Little Jokes The Hotel otel Atlanta was booked to capacity that awful night Man Many of or the folks who couldn't get room there were sent to hotels ho ho- teis around the corner on Luckie street Sallies SaUles In Our Alley The largest largest larg larg- est eat studio audience isn't in or here but in Nashville Tenn Term where Grand Ole Opry entices people every Saturday night Emily Posts Post's book of etiquette according to all bookshops at military mill mili tary posts is reported Best Seller No 3 Sold more than copies capies I last year It was published in 1921 Polan Banks not so long ago I. I had a mag piece titled The Presidents President's Presidents President's Presidents President's dents dent's Daughter which was l like ke what happened to Margaret in New NewYork NewYork York recently It was about the mythical daughter of a president eluding her guards to keep a date with a Juliet Lowell author of Dear Sir or Madam will do a piece on war warI humor for the Brit John j I La Cerdas Cerda's new book on Japan under under under un- un der MacArthur is out The Conqueror Conqueror Con- Con Comes to Tea published by Rutgers Univ Press i Today's short story courtesy West street theater marquees marquees marquees mar mar- The Playboy of the he Western World The Fatal Weakness Born Dorn Yester Yester- day Annie Get Your Gun Life with Father The Late Watch know that regular Burglary insurance policies will not insure against loss less by theft by a kin living with the Insured in- in insured If U want an elephant instead of a new car the price Is isnow now Newest whim of the g gels ls who du dunno ma what to do with their money A lipstick brush made of genuine sable hair with karat 14 gold handle Ham Fisher just got to Florida A trick considering he left Joe Palooka snowed-in snowed up inthe inthe In the mIs Insiders hear Happy Chandler will scold Durocher in public pub- pub lie lic via a display of power between them The city's next headache headaches will come when the snow demand higher wages or else soon will be a py Jock Whitney is said not to be interested in the film business anymore Poor Jock he het t cant can't afford to make any more ore New York Novelette When Russel Crouse double checked the he Washington data for the hit hil show State Sate of the Union he phoned his friend Tom Stokes Stoke whose news coverage of the he cap cap- ital Itai is Big When the he show was ready Crouse offered Stokes a one per cent interest in Its chances chances to o show his ap- ap predation Stokes said thanks hanks no Mrs Stokes however asked Crouse if she could invest In it it IL Sure said Crouse Well State Sate of the Union never has an empty pew and pew and cinema rights sold for fur fora a mere it happened the other I night in a midtown restaurant on avenue in the block A man and a woman were waiting for dinner when she suddenly fell forward The man grabbed his hat and coat and started to go but was stopp stopped d. d You cant can't leave her ber that way he be was told by the manager A doctor doc doe tor in hi the place pronounced her dead The escort looked both startled and annoyed and again started to leave The manager a waiter and a patron held him back He wouldn't respond at first but finally admitted he didn't know her name Hed He'd met her her lO 10 minutes before Quotation Marksmanship Jack Smith Hes He's caught in a triangle Mark Nelson They used to two say things were certain Death and Taxes Taxes but but now its it's John Lewis and strikes Dorothy Parker His ills voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets Marilyn K Johnson She nagged him into another womans woman's life S. S Maugham The tragedy of love isn't death or separation The tragedy of at love is indifference J. J Thurber While he was not dumber than an ao ox he was not any ny smarter |