Show I I r A SM Notes o of oj f anThe an Innocent Bystander The Fred Allen shelved because because because be be- once weck weck program his regular once a routine taxed his bis cause the rigorous Allen health But during one week g on three different shows and and improved them all The new Danny Kaye program Is bound tip of at the hat to click He rates a for tor for avoiding the gag files flies and trying a unique brand of with original stuff Henny Young Young- mans man's gagging is funnier than it has ever seemed before The Two on a Clue rates atten atten- tion A welcome relief fro from the usual Radio sta sta- stations stations may be forced to suspend the the round-the-clock all night recorded programs programs programs-if if skilled technicians are arc drafted It would save electricity lt say execs for both stations and tuner tuner inners The 1 Magazines Mr Justice James F. F Byrnes has turned out a an anI n I incisive blueprint via American America n I Magazine which should serve as a an n excellent guide for taking Congressional Congressional Congressional procedure out of Its covered covered- wagon rut and converting It into a ae legislative streamliner This article e Is a model of ot constructive criticism I Harpers Harper's contains a plague plague plague-by- by plague report of the i malady In Vogue Harriet Va VaI Van Vani n i I Home Horne e takes apart radio listening i who write letters of condolence condolence condo condo- lence fence when a character in hi a soap i I opera dies Difficult to believe that tha t I people with their mentality ca can n I write W W. Davenports Davenport's The Th e I President and the Press In Colliers Collier's s i is a must for tor editorialists too I The Page cartoon in Esquire Esquir e shows two penguins looking at a deserted deI deserted de de- I shack snack marked Byrd with one saying Wonder whatever happened happened hap hap- to him decorated decorate him last week I Midtown Favorite This one wi winI win will ll I amaze his pals pals not not that Frank Farnon Farrell Farrell Far Far- rell would ru run from a fight ficht but none non e ee of us ever saw him in one H He HeIs Heis e Is better described as a mild guy Slim looking good-looking and we a aLif all ll lle like him very much A Lit Lif Life e artist who drew a picture of Farrell Farrell Far Far- rell yell in action last year told this thi s story last night Frank was posing posing pos pox ing for the artist nonchalantly with witha a gun over his knees in one of th the e South Pac Pacific lc islands Suddenly eu Frank Capt Caps me mc sir Farrell Farre u of ai the Marines Marbles looked up and said Look at that over there Th Thaid The Theartist Theartist e artist looked across to the other sid aid side e of the atoll and saw nothing but bu et t jungle But But Frank had spotted d dd I a camouflaged Jap And fire fired d four times in rapid succession Later when Frank and the attic artist t walked over they over they found four vet very y dead Japs there Pretty goo good d shooting for an Night ex-Night Club editor I The Intelligentsia Walter Daveport Davenport Daven Dave n port associate ed of ot Colliers Collier's is flying fly ing with the Air Transport Command Comman d in the Pacific for a 6 ti weeks' weeks tou tour r Paul Hunter publisher of Liberty Liberty Lib Lib- erty says Marshall Field was Interested Interested Inter irate r ested about a year and a half ago ago in the purchase of the weekly Y but It never came to anything The recent rumors came from staff ers Perfect name for a critic Motion Picture Heralds Herald's London Londo n movie embalmer Is Peter Burnup P Bing Crosby's top songs for tor 1 1945 5 are expected to be his recordings g s o of f Cole Porters Porter's B Begin gin the Beguine and Night and Day Phili Philip p Wylie was unimpressed by an its item m concerning a Marines Marine's children wh who were wera born bola on the same day in vat various vari varl i ous years Wylie was born on May Ma y 12 12 1902 His la late te brother on th the e same day in 1904 1904 and his late ha half half- brother Ted on May 12 12 1913 The Tine Grandest Canyon Faces About Town Jimmy D Durante Du Du- u rante rants in the ailing room between n broadcasts prepares this financial l report Owe youre you're 50 youre you're a piker Owe youre you're youre you're a businessman Owe youre you're youre you're a tycoon Owe youre you're youre you're a mint Harold Lloyd the clo clown prince near the City Center Theatre unrecognized by who who o were searching for tor him In Reu bens Frank the No 1 ma man manof manof n of the USO usa entertainers entertainers three three e years overseas handing his butter butte r to a civilian at the next table who wh o ro was making such a to-do to about only one piece Bea Lillie of the life flaw fiats V less diction pausing outside Theodores Theodore's Theo Theo- dores dore's to chat in rich cockney wi with witha a n looking lonely-looking British tar tan An Ann n Sheridan bound for South America where she has a job at 2000 y per PF week Broadway Confucius The Trouble l e With Dream Girls Is That They Keep You A Awake Aake ake All Night New York Novelette To late sales at a recent war bond tall rally Y at Station Mrs Meyer Da vis via donated an actual photograph of at Lincoln for tor auction Mrs Davis sat in the audience with he her r daughter She stared at a soldier r walking up and down the aisles The daughter whispered Mother I If it you had one wish to tom make she now now what would it be Id j d wish I Isal sal said Mrs rs Davis to see my s son n again agam A I second or so Inter late InterI r the e soldier walked toward Mrs Da vis He was her boy |