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Show The Primitive Man, "Jones Is so drcndfully primitive." "What's his latest?" "Why, wo were nt the open houso tho other night nnd n stage hand removed re-moved a table and Jones yelled 'Supo! Bupo!' Wo wero drcndfully mortified." "I wns nt a dlnnur tho other night and Jones Bat next to mo. When ho saw tho row of spoons and forks and knives besido his plate ho beckoned to tho waiter. 'Say, boy,' ho hoarsely muttered, mut-tered, '1 guess you spilled the spoon holder!'" "Well, It's lucky he's rich." "Ain't It?" |