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Show Defining Golf. On tho terrace of a country club, fll overlooking a green dotted with sheep, a group of non-golfers wore j JJH taking tea. j A male non-golfer who took lite tea Jjfl through a straw said thoughtfully': ' fl "Golf might be defined as billiards I IfllJ gone to grass." - 11 "Spleen on the green, I'd call- It," said a female non-golfer. "Or the last flicker of tho dying flrq J ot athletics," sneered a young football flH "Tho misuse of land and language" suggested n tennis champion. HPJ "No, no; you're all wrong," said a fflj famous Aiigleir. "Golf Is simply a gamo wherein the ball lies badly and the player well." Louisville Times. |