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Show " 1 5" 2 Errors & Goose Eggs. 2 i e wonder if the mis-' mis-' ! spelled words, grammatical j 2 ! errors and ill-use and proper use i 5. of capital letters in communica- 1 tions, newspapers, books, etc., B are noticed by even one-third I 5;' of the people. The following 5 communication -addressed t o 2 one of our prominent business I men is a sample of this kind. I 5 Notice the use of small letters in place of caps, the many mis-si mis-si c spelled words and the l-ank 3 2. grammatical expressions that I g-f appear therein : 1 Z Mr. K Garland, Utah, g 5 Dear Sir: I 2 You no daught wil think it I c strrange to receive A letter from B "I me. though it is a business I zs proposission "with me That i am 1 -3 doing this against my will, we j 3 have been tollerated to 'Death I 3 with the R. M. Bell Telephone gj people, for a toll bill that From $ 3 what i underrstand, Miss I 5 your daughter made the I Call some time ago, and the H amount of the toll amounted to I sixty five cents and they have E call at the house several times I for this ammount, and they re-fa re-fa fuse to send the bill to you and I Thought it would be no more B than write to let you know of it, I So that could be paid without B any more trouble with their i Solisitors, would be very much i ' appreciated with remittance Of this amount and get it paid for and this trouble discontinued. Thanking You rI remain cincerly, west 3 north salt Lake City. a For a joke, the business man answered the communication in the same style, as follows: aUgust 16, 191o. wests north, salt Lake City, UtaH. Deer Sir: i am much oblige to received your valuable leter of august. 13, 1910 teling me of tlie Go sents that my dauter has oing you for a telefon over your telefone with the rookie montn bel telefon companie i must say that i was not awar that she was owin you a bil for for a telefon or i would send you monie befor. i am so ex-agerated ex-agerated to think you have been tollerated to death over this mater that i am inclose to you by this same letter my chek for 65 sents so that Solicitors of the telefon companie will not troubl you eny more, hoping yon wil be appreciated to got the monie and this trouble dis-continud. dis-continud. thanking y o u for kindnes i am respectable. garland box elder countie Utah. Struck a Rich Mine, S. W. Bends, of Coal City, Ala., says he struck a perfect mine of health in Dr. King's New Life Pills for they cured him of Liver and Kidney trouble after 12 years of suffering. They j are the best pills on earth for Constipation, Malaria. Headache, Head-ache, Dyspepsia, Debility. 25c at All Druggists. , Life on Panama Canal has had one frightful drawback-malaria drawback-malaria trouble that has brought suffering and death to thousands. thou-sands. . The germs cause chills, fever and ague, biliousness, jaundice, lassitude, weakness and general debility. But Electric Elec-tric Bitters never fail to destroy them and cure malaria troubles. "Three bottles completely cured cur-ed me of a very severe attack of malaria," writes Win. A. Fretwell, of Lucama, N. C, "and I've had good health ever since." Cure Stomach, Liver and Kidney Troubles, and prevent pre-vent typhoid. 50e. Guaranteed by All Druggists. If you want good reading matter at a big sacrifice, read page 5 of this issue and embrace em-brace the opportunity at once. ; 7 VVILT3a,P 'I'iJMIuwimuuJK Staggers Skeptics. That is clean, nice, fragrant ;'H compound like Bucklen's Arnica Salve will instantly relieve a bad 'M burn, c u t, scald, wound or piles, staggers skeptics. But great cures prove its a wonder-ful wonder-ful healer of the worst sores, ulcers, boils, felons, eczema, skin eruptions, as also chapped hands, sprains or corns. Try it. 25c at All Druggists. 'M Garland Harness M Company I J. Y. Jensen, Prest. C. 0. Anderson, Manager. H Dealers In Harness Saddles and Saddlery H Hardware. H Repairing a Specialty. West I Garland, Factory St. Utah. PATENTS60 yea?s' I " -mm w experience Trade-jMarks, Designs, Copy- rights, eh?. Munn & Co. 5 I 361 Broadway, New York. I |