Garland Globe | 1909-03-13 | Page 7 | Why There Was a Funeral

Why There Wat a Funeral. "Thnt looks llko n newly nindo grave that littlo hummock over thero on tho desert," said the traveler from the east. "That's Just what It Is. neighbor," answered Arizona Al. "Tht editor of tho Weekly Cactus Splno was burled over there last week." "What wns his complaint?" "Uo didn't have none. It was Coyoto Cal that had tho complaint You see thoro was a baby born up to Cnl's houso a spell ago, and the editor wrote an Item about It, snyln' a tow-headed littlo girl bed coma to mnko Cnl and his woman happy, but It 'pears that tho printer got tho loiters mixed somehow. some-how. Lonstwa'ys It said In tho paper when Cal read It that It was a two-headed two-headed baby, and him beln' an Impulsive Im-pulsive cubs, there wnn't nothln' to do but hold tho funeral the next day but one."