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Show Good If True. A Jersey commuter says that tho other dny his wife hired a Swedish carpenter to repair some blinds on tho outside of the house. When ho was nt work on a ladder propped up against tho Bide of tho building tho madnmo wont out to see how ho was getting on. "Is there nnythlng you ncod, Mr. Swcnson?" she asked. Tho carpenter gulped onco or twlco, but mndo no reply. Tho lady repeated tho question. .Again n gulp, but no nnswor. "Why don't you nnswer me, sir?" Bald tlto mndame, Indignantly. Tho Swedo turned and looked down nt hor gravely. "My mouf Is full uf sgrows," ho said. "I cannot speag undlll I' sdal ler some!" |