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Show Overneard by Little Henry. Unkcl 1)111 soz when he sees a .B young man with a safety pin in his tiektla thnt tho young mans ma la still dresaln him. JH Mister Jones sez hlndslte Is better than forcslto If you go at ovrythiag bakwards, My pa sez when a woman goes to a ' mlllnnery opening within 2 days ate ' will eothcr think her husband Is a brute or a nngo, 'H O rand pa scz ho dont kno which to bo sorriest for tho rich man with tho rullsh sou or the fullsh son with the rich flBl Willie Smith sez ho would rna away with a clrkus If It never played Jjj anywhere oxcep flto here at home. HBi Ooktor Ferguson sez lots of, children Inherrlt thero pnrunts lndljestlon bo- jVH cos thero pnrunts buy cheep candy. HH Unkel 1)111 boz tho only way to keep SH on boln a bachelor Is to tell ono worn- flH an that all tho other women are prltty. flH My pa Bpz sum people will rldo a HH free hors to doth, and they hav flH hobby thny will almost talk evrybody olso to deth. iBJ My ma sez whon n man sheds tecre VH at tho sad things on tho stalge It Is a HI sluo hu will toll his wlfo to laugh's!.. flH her trubbles at homo. My teocher sez we should take sura HH grato man as aur muddle, but the jH trubblo Is not mouny grato men die .BH Btme cnuff to bo grate very long. |