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Show JUST A TOUCH OF SATIRE. Little Note That Probably Made Mean Employer Wince. Prof. Charles Zucblln, the brilliant and original sociologist of the University Uni-versity of Chicago, enunciated before the League or Political Education in New York a superb epigram: "He who begins with saving to protect pro-tect his family may end with neglecting neglect-ing his family to save." Discussing the dangers of immoderate immod-erate saving Prof. Zueblin said the other day: "It's by savlng immoderately that we come to Inserting want advertisements advertise-ments like one I saw recently Wanted, capable office boy; salary, U a week.' "A young man of Seminary avenue, noticing this advertisement couldn't resist replying to it His reply ran: "1 beg to ofTer you my services. Should you require a premium I could furnish $500. You do not mention 3Lv rF iFT v asylum to the interested visitor, and opened the door of the first cell. Inside was a man sitting on a three-legged three-legged stool, gazing vacantly at the wall. i "His Is an unhappy story," said the attendant "He was in love with a girl, but she married another man, and he lost his reason from grief." They stole out softly, closing the door behind them, and proceeded to the next Inmate. This cell was thickly padded, and the man within was stark, staring mad. "Who 13 this?" inquired the visitor. "This?" repeated the attendant "This Is the other man!" Tatler |