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Show Justified His Name. On opening a now golf courso nt Tankerton, Whltstablo, Eng., recently Mr. Akors-Donglas related a good story. A golfer at Halo had an Irritating Irritat-ing experlcnco with a locnl caddie. He followed so closely, and was so anxious to please by intelligent anticipation, that tho player had sovoral narrow escapes es-capes of severely disfiguring him, After a tedious and unprofitable round ho paid him off, gavo him his lunch ticket and threepence for cleaning his clubs, and addressed him: "You know you nro not qulto porfect as a caddie. Thoro Is room for Improvement. But ns an agent for an accident Insurance company you are pretty , hot stuff. What Is your name?" Tho caddie, a stolid-looking and hitherto silent youth, moved, llko Balaam's ass, by tho oxigenclcs of tho situation, opened his mouth and replied. "Mustard !" |