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Show Frills. Sometimes It tickles a woman to lovo a man wlUi whiskers. ' A man who can feed n calf nnd get tho milk hutted into his face without swenrlng, deserves u wife who always al-ways kisses him Just the same when ho brings home unexpected company for dinner, ns when he doesn't. It liotps a lot, Mr. Man, If you leave your troubles lu tho olllco and go homo smilingly to your family. It likowlso makes homo hnppy, Mudatii, If you will forget your household worries when your husband enters tho door. Tell each other your Joys and let tho troubles tako euro of themselves. Don't find fault, whatever what-ever you do. Grumbling nnd whining whin-ing is death to happiness. Kven a llsh doesn't llnd it necessary to ilrlnk all tho time llko boiho men. Anil now n preacher wants to sow up tho pockets In tho trousers of public pub-lic speakers, so they cannot put their iinnds in them. They can carry their money In their stockings, I suppose, ns (It Is said) foiiio women do. At Inst! An I ml hum woman found n ninn under her bed nnd now sho Is his wife! Sho wns when sho found him, too, which Is tho unfortunate part of It. Tho man was shot er, I I menu, half shot. A Pittsburg doctor says a hen has n mlitil. And n sense of humor, too, else why should sho deposit her egg under tho very center of tho barn iloor? |