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Show AN EDITOR'S DIARY. Tho Indianapolis News claims to havo discovered a lloosior editor who has taken time, doaplto hla .heavy duties du-ties as "moulder of public opinion," to keep track of his material and mental progress during tho yenr, and offors tho following summary of his experience: Dccu broko 300 times. Had money Go times. Praised by tho public C times. Asked to drink 8 times, itefitbcd to drink 0 times. Missed prayer mooting C2 times. Dccu roasted 02 1 times. Roasted others G2 times. Washed tho olllco towels 3 times. Missed tuuals 0 times. Taken for u preacher 11 times. Taken for a capitalist 0 times. Found money 0 times, Tnkon bath G times. Delinquents paid 27 times. Paid in conscience 0 times. Clot whipped 0 times. Whipped tho othor follow 8 times. Cash on hand beginning $1.49; cash on hand at present 67 cents. |