Show 24 I 1 see L RO DEVERLY EVERLY 33 well all I 1 know isnow Is just what I 1 road read in the papers news Is awful slack depression Is on in n the news world we ve had quite a run 0 news up till a year or so ago dut but everything seemed to fall ii at once good many lay it to coolidge getting oil out t lie ile was always news every new picture he had made every different hat lie he wore UT every pan cako cake tor for breakfast every e v e r y sausage ge nil all was news mr hoover does just as much maby more eats just as much maby more but when depression Is on oil its just on and you canado nothing about it you cant make news out of nothing no more mare than you can make work out ot at no ila jobs there just aint no news and now nov some of our bis big men predict that thero there will bo be a turn for the better that there will be news coming our way any day clay now they claim that news is just around the corner and that it will ho be on us before we know it they claim that there has been times like this before and the press has come out of it and that it will do it again but rover cover has there been as general a short shortage of news all over the world as there Is now now in tile the old days when there might not be anything doing in tile the united states why over in england there would be some big news new s in or an argument with ireland or the prince of wales would be doing something or they would be ruling the sea somewhere or over in france they would be arguel ng with some tourists or down in italy mussolini would be either making a speech or getting shot at or something or both but lord we cant even depend on him any more ile he has fell down on us like sister almee aimee since the king left spain it was just like a little circus having their only elephant leave the show just dont do no more business argentine and brazil and chill all used to be good for some news but now the tango Is as dead as the charlestown Charles town and the they furnish this country aint much improvement on the home grown russia has been a sort of a partial life saver they put on a five year plan that sounded front pagey at first but then we dont understand it and the more we have it explained the less interesting it becomes it will take us five years to even fathom lt it so its not news any more had a series of aeroplane flights but they all come so thick that we got em mixed up and we coul dent tell who was flying which ocean or what was the names of the ones that did post and unity batty helped us out mighty nice for a week or so there lindy and anne sorter stirring things up now then some other boys started to go round the world and traded their compass for a camera away off over there and started in taking pictures for a sideline was just getting a focus on a japanese hiort when the japs developed their plates for em and only charged em a thousand ducks bucks apiece tor for it IL bernard shaw and lady astor eloped together to russia but their ages kinder acted against the news value of the story mexico never was as uninteresting depression has nas as knocked the revolution business back where it just dont pay to loot the earthquake was the last news we had bad from nicaragua since smedley butler left the Ala marines rines you cant hear much from them navy la Is resting on its oars cars the army pliers fliers the other day was given a boat to sink and they dropped every thing on it but their parachutes but they coul dent sink it finally it rotted you see the trouble nowadays Is that no one can think of anything new to do everything that Is d done one has been d done 0 n e before so there Is no news in it it murders have just been done to 0 f death you got to I 1 have a mighty good murder to get on the front page people just lost inter est in em cm automobile accidents they just list them river over inthe in the personal col dmn we just in a bog slump and we gradually got to read ourselves out of make less lesa news do us it we got to we got to get back to t the be old times when we was satisfied with reading just what had actually lia happened and not just laying tor for the dig things to read everybody has just got to buckle down and say here there Is to stick t 0 going no news but we are ae the ship and keep reading and be satisfied little there Is that isile 1 with what happens teats the only spirit that will bring back the news we just had bad an orgy of news and coming why we are now when its not icing those times alme never will come back we got to just reconcile ourselves to that so buckle down and be satisfied itah less it may be years before there la is nuch much news its going tj tb take 4 now new generation of people to makejew make new news for there just aint any interest in tt ad lunch bunch hero here now a 1931 syndic setd acate loc inc |