Show dont we have fun here I 1 is one that was picked up from the stratford montana press that will do to pass along A lawyer charges a man 10 for ten minutes conversation the man insists on paying it A doctor charges 1 for a prescription not in fresno and the patient says oh shaw is that enough an undertaker conducts a funeral and charges and he is just lovel lovely y with everybody inside and outside the family A man buys a gold brick and apologizes for no not t having bitten sooner an editor walks a mile in the hot sun to get the facts of a sudden death or a wedding or a social asocial function and spends three hours in ariti writing lag it up and tells lie lies s and p praises raises people till lie he hates himself then if he makes an insignificant omission or error or charges 5 cents st straight raight for three extra copies he is is a stingy cuss who never gets anything right righted nd charges four times limes the price pf af city papers twice a as large in short he is a confounded most any old thing and ought to be run out of town talk about the ice danl how would you like to run a newspaper |