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Show MEN HAVfc 'TUNNY WATO" TOO. A Woman, on llt half of Her Sex, Asks Soma Unanswerable O,ucbtiont. The little peculiarities of women are a fruitful topic with some masculine I writers. They continually rush into print with such questions as: Why does a woman always want to know if hei bat is on straight? Why does she keep you waiting 10 minutes after she's de clared she's all ready? Why does she do this, that and the other? Hero's a counter coun-ter blast from a woman writer: Why does a man always have lengthened and often profane interviews with his collar button? It looks like an inoffensive sort of an article to an outsider. Why does he rush through his dressing and throw everything all over the room because he's in such a hurry he "knows he'll be late' ' and then spend a good five mintcs filling and lighting his pipel Why does he never put together and fold up a newspaper? Why, when a pretty pret-ty girl praises another man's "charming manners, " does he 6ay the girl is "soft?" Why does he declare that handsome and popular young actors are "sticks?" Whj can he never, by any possibility, find anything he is sent to look for in closet or drawer? Why is .his headache oi toothache so much worse than anybody else's ever was? Why is it always his liver that does not work instead of tha welsh rabbit and mince pie that have worked? Why will he go out after a rain without overshoes and then preach about the vanity of women? Why does it rain too hard to go to church, but not too hard to go to a dinner or theater or elub on any succeeding stormy day? Why does he suppose, when he notes women's "funny ways," that women are not at the same time noticing his own funny ways? New York Journal. my-!,-, rr nii KinTrm - -- - n r in -jO"Wivr.!iwa .;sw-...jnv.-v.s |