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Show The Very Latest. Scrubbing brushes and sausages. Life. Good Enough for the Price. Mr. Slopway I don't like to complain about trifles, Mrs. Snapper, but my hash appears ap-pears to consist largely of fragments of deal board. . Mrs. Snapper (the landlady) Well, what kind of board do you expect for $5 a weekl Polished mahoganyf Munsey's Weekly. Gratitude. Mr. S. P. C. Childers Boy, you shouldn't beg; it's disgraceful V But don't cry I'll Rive you ten cents for that paper you have there. . Urchin (blubbering) I I wouldn't beg, hoss, if if I could meet such ch ch chumps as you are every day 1 Puck. Found Dead. The man who set out to live by his wits was recently found dead in "an abandoned tenement. tene-ment. Verdict of the coroner's juryA victim vic-tim of misplaced confidence. 2Tew York Herald. No Sympathy Needed. "I am 80 sorry for that poor letter carrier, lie has to walk the floor every night with his i baby." 1 "You forget he is used to walking. "--Chatter. ' - i.t. |