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Show 2 EDITORS' TOP 5 EVENTS d 0, Darlings! It's been two weeks since our last issue and, oh, how we have missed you all! We know the absence was a dark and terrible one, which seemed longer than it actually was. But hurting you wasn't our intention. Just like Yvette Kimber didn't mean for that fire to get out of hand. Just like Representative John Dougall didn't mean to totally strip the people of their access to public records when he drafted HB 477. Just like the split between the Salt City Derby Girls and the Wasatch Roller Derby League was not meant to be such a scandalous schism. And knowing the intention was not to hurt – doesn't that alleviate the sting? Mar 28-Apr 3 By Nadia Ashtawy Monday Mar. 28 Music ROCKY VOTOLATO WITH STAR ANNA AND SEAFINCH – 8 p.m. at Velour, 135 N. University Ave., Provo. VelourLive.com or 801-818BAND. Why? He's a guy from the pacific northwest with an acoustic guitar. You college kids love that stuff. You're right. It doesn't. So read up on all of these best and mediocre-laid plans gone awry. Drink deep in the injustice and the pain. But believe us when we at The V tell you: we'll never do you no harm. Love you, fdta-Rad4 Eave aad ?loaf:a fidtraeoet Dance Performance Editors of The V MIDDLE EASTERN DANCE — 7:30 p.m. at Covey Center for the Arts, 425 W. Center St., Provo. CoveyCenter.org or 801-852-7007. $5 to $8. Why? It's the only source of Bare Midriffs (insert seductive tiger growl here). STAFF INFECTION Storytelling APRIL FOOLS LIARS CONTEST – 7 p.m. in the Storytelling Wing at the Orem Public Library, 58 N. State St., Orem. Lib.Orem.org or 801-2297050. Free. Why? It's one of the only forums where people are encouraged to lie. IF YOU WERE IN A ROLLER DERBY LEAGUE, WHAT WOULD YOUR TRACK NAME BE? "I'd part my hair, and I'd have have a shirt and tie. I'd be called 'Dudley Do Right!" Sterling Gray, Assistant News Editor – Visual Art THE PLACE THIS IS —11 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Salt Lake Art Center, 20 S West Temple, Salt Lake City. SLArtCenter. org, 801-328-3538. Free. Why? Bread dough renderings of Utah Landmarks — delicious and educational. DOWNTOWN GALLERY STROLL — 6 p.m. in Downtown Provo. Visit CoveyCenter.org for more information and a list of galleries participating. Free. Why? Patronize the arts, and exercise your hearts. Also, there might be food. CONTINUES ON PAGE 10 "I'd be 'The Hellish Hassle.' It's the exact opposite of my name." –Celeste Tholen-Rosenlof, Opinions Editor "I would be 'The Demolisher," and that would be my sole purpose." –Kira Terry, Sports Editor "'Captain Murderdeathkill, or CMDK' as an homage to Demolition Man, and I would fight crime on the side." –Jarom Moore, Assistant News Editor "I'd be 'Matt the Gnat' because I would always be bugging people at the worst possible time on the rink. –Matt Peterson, Copy Editor "Punky Bruiser.' I've had that name for a year. I've been waiting for this." –Andrea Whatcott, News Editor "Ella Bitchgerald—Because it fits the roller derby formula of combining the name of an iconic woman with something crass/threatening." –Emma Hunt-Samudio, Managing Editor Have good derby name? Add yours to the comments at UVUReview.com ******************** Editor-in-chief of the UVU Review ICE David Self Newlin newlinda@uvu.edu Editors of The V Lead Designer Nadia Ashtawy neman996@gmail.com Audrey Moore John-Ross Boyce jrboyce@gmail.com Send story tips to tips@uvureview.com |