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Show Beginning transmission... yet) tavo' ...The future is apparently now. Like, as in the present. Nike is about to start producing the selflacing high tops featured in Back to the Future II. Video games are looking more realistic, more like movies even, and that's making your latent attraction to Chun-Li seem less pathological. Hell, by 2045, some of us are apparently going to just transplant our brains into robot bodies. By saata P511. Monday Feb. 28 Music OPEN MIC NIGHT-7 p.m. at Muse Music, 151 N. University Ave., Provo. MuseMusicOnline.com or 801-377-MUSE. $1. These changes are going to be awkward for those of us who haven't upgraded. Imagine going to a party and trying to compete for action against androids with perfectly-sculpted roboabdominals and a whole database of charming anecdotes at its disposal. It'll be down to the sewers with those of us who can't hang, technologically speaking. Surface-dwelling will be a thing of the past, like iPods and cars that don't fly. OREM ARTS COUNCIL PRESENTS: THE KIMBALL FAMILY - 7 p.m. in the Storytelling Wing at the Orem Public Library, 58 N. State St., Orem. Lib.Orem. org or 801-229-7050. Free. That's why we're using this week's issue of The V to get a jump-start on the future, to wrap our heads around the rapid changes that will apparently occur in the next few years. No one likes to be out of the loop. So, brush up on future laws, find out exactly when you should get that new mechanical bod and pray that artificial intelligence doesn't figure out how useless humans are without gizmos and gadgets... Theater ...End transmission HAIRSPRAY - 7:30 p.m. at Hale Center Theater, 225 W. 400 N., Orem. HaleTheater. org or 801-226-8600. $15.50 to $17.50. Nadia Ashtawy and John-Ross Boyce Editors of the V Would you place your brain in a robot body? Why or why not?? Film "LILIES OF THE FIELD" 6:30 p.m. in the Media Auditorium at Orem Public Library, 58 N. State St., Orem. Lib.Orem.org or 801229-7050. Free. Visual Art ECLECTIC LETTERS: CALIGRAPHY GUILD EXHIBIT - 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Covey Center for the Arts, 425 W. Center St., Provo. CoveyCenter.org or 801852-7007. $10. staff infection 0 "Yes. I would be me with out all the physical defaults. I could upgrade as technology improves and eventually become the Terminator." - Chris Drew, Writer for The V 41[40 "No, I like my human body." ipy. .udrey Moore, signer Education kl MUSEUM MONDAYS: COULD YOU SURVIVE THE STONE AGE? — 5-7 p.m. Museum of Ancient Life at Thanksgiving Point, Lehi. ThanksgivingPoint.com or 801-768-2300. $10 for adults, $8 for seniors and children under 12. "No. It took my 23 years to get used to this body" - Kelly Cannon, Assistant Culture Editor "Yes, and I would be quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys" - Brent Sumner, Student Media Coordinator "Yes, if I'm allowed to have breasts—human breasts" - Sterling Gray, Assistant News Editor "If the robot body was like a transformer, I would." - Andrea Whatcott, News Editor "Yes I would. I would want a big robot body, so I can play basketball in the robot league. I would fight crime on the side." - Jarom Moore, Assistant News Editor "Yeah, but only if the body had an off switch that shut me completely down; Also if I could still do it." - Dave Newlin, Editor-in-Chief Other INTEGRATED YOGA CLASS - 6 p.m. at the Krishna Temple, 311 W. 8500 S., Spanish Fork. UtahKrishnas. org or 801-798-3559. Free. CONTINUES ON PAGE 6 Editor-in-chief of the UVU Review r 1(14 . U) David Self Newlin newlinda@uvu.edu Editors of The V Lead Designer Nadia Ashtawy neman996@gmail.com Audrey Moore John-Ross Boyce jrboyce@gmail.com Send story tips to tips@uvureview.com |