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ALL EXTRA LARGE COMBO $10 1225 N 200 E (Behind Home Depot) • LOVELY BONES * (PG-13) 12:45, 4:00, 6:40, 9:20 • LEGION * (R) 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 6:50, 9:10 • AVATAR* (PG-13) IN DIGITAL 3D 2:15, 5:30, 8:45 • EDGE OF DARKNESS* (R) 12:55, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35 • WHEN IN ROME* (PG-13) 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 • TOOTH FAIRY* (PG) 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:15 TUESDAY NIGHTS ARE STUDENT DISCOUNT NIGHTS AT UNIVERSITY 6 ALL TICKETS ARE MATINEE PRICE WITH STUDENT ID 3 4 5 6 27 88 Sheldon's "- of Angels" 89 Clutches, e.g. 91 - acid 93 Stubborn 94 Small bay 95 Amulet motif 98 Perk up 99 Unclear 101 Butchershop buy 102 Serengeti sahib 104 "David Copperfield" character 105 Fleur-de- 108 Prior to, to Prior 109 Answer to riddle 114 Corsage fastener 115 Israeli diplomat 116 Novelist Shute 117 Prophet 118 Soho snack 119 Worf's portrayer 120 Literary land 121 Update a story DOWN 1 Cry of distress 2 Retu n address? 3 Very low iver? 7 2297 North Main, 753-6444 Logan Unigfou r Th eat Fel ()PFN SAT AT I I 30 FOR MATINEES Old Dogs PG Armored PG Daily 5:00 Sat 12:30, 2:45 Daily 9:50 NO 9:50 on Sunday Did You Hear About The Morgans PG-13 Invictus PG-13 Daily 7:30, 9:40 NO 9:30 on Sunday Daily 7:00, 9:30 NO 9:30 on Sunday Planet 51 PG Daily 4:15 Sat 12:00, 2:00 New Moon PG-13 Daily 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Sat 12:45 NO 9:45 on Sunday 2010 PG-13 Daily 4:00, 6:55 Sat 12:15 NO 9:40 on Sunday 42 50 55 81 37 12 13 14 33 15 16 17 18 48 49 79 80 22 34 26 30 31 35 41 44 45 51 52 56 57 61 64 0000 0000 00 87 95 96 91 97 79 Actress Sommer 80 Singer Dottie 83 Baby's bed 84 Gangster's gal 85 Liqueur glass 87 Galley features 89 Idle talk 90 Odd 92 Tangled 93 Bite for Bonzo 95 Tidied the terrace 96 French physicist 97 Stadium 98 Stadium shout 99 Torrid 100 Shady spot 102 Grumpy guy 103 "The Perfect Fool" 104 "What's My Line?" host 105 Lingerie trim 106 "- never happen!" 107 Cartoonist Silverstein 110 Cable channel 111 Actress Le Gallienne 112 Overalls feature 113 Chomp on a chimichanga 25 38 86 101 11 flavor 43 Type of machete 44 Render defenseless 45 Ekberg or Bryant 47 Hagar the Horrible's wife 48 Cairo creed 49 Ibsen's "Gynt" 52 Snarl 53 Trekkers' guide 56 Certain helicopter 57 Plant pest 59 "Thanks -!" 60 Tizzy 61 Take the reins 63 Winona of "Mr. Deeds" 64 Heavenly hunter 66 Remove a ribbon 67 Thickset 68 Anne of "John Q." 70 Be a banker 73 Ditch under a drawbridge 75 Family 76 Othello's inducer 77 Arrogant 78 "- 41" ('61 hit) 21 60 74 10 41 Lifesaver 000 0 2 00000 29 0 0000 000 39 000 40 0000 43 0000 000 000 0000 0000 0000 0000 000 63 70 9 24 32 36 8 4 Beyond balmy 5 Aberration 6 When Adam was a boy 7 Go fish. e.g. 8 Lofty peak 9 - whale 10 Cromwell, for one 11 Bauer or Bochco 12 Ebb 13 Incensed 14 Fool with the facts 15 Remove 16 Lutenist Julian 17 Feudal figure 18 Symbol 24 Neighbor of Miss. 25 Salutation word 31 Takes to court 32 Temperate 33 Ryan's daughter 34 Perched on 35 - -decamp 36 It'll give you a lift 37 San -, Italy 38 Got off 39 Audiophile's equipment 40 Desire deified 20 23 MOVIES 5 2450 N Main Street • BOOK OF ELI* (R) 4:10, 7:05 Fri/Sat 9:35 • ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS (PG) 4:00, 6:30 Fri/Sat 9:00 • EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES (PG) 4:00, 6:40 Fri/Sat 9:20 •THE BLIND SIDE (PG-13) 4:10, 6:50, Fri/Sat 9:30 • SHERLOCK HOLMES* (PG-13) 4:15, 6:55 Fri/Sat 9:25 2 54 Nationality suffix 55 "Baloney!" 56 Eye opener? 57 Respond to 56 Across 58 Berry of "Monster's Ball" 60 Fern feature 61 Primer pooch 62 "Enigma Variations" composer 63 Barrett or Jaffe 65 Riddle: Part 2 69 Wander 70 Songlike 71 - Patrick Harris 72 Offer an apple? 74 Writer Wharton 75 Quoted an expert 77 Winter warmerupper 78 Not many 81 Classic beginning 82 Napoleon's cousin 84 Icing flavor 85 Gdansk denizen 86 Bond foe 19 UNIVERSITY 6 535 W 100 N, Providence • LEAP YEAR* (PG) 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20 • SHERLOCK HOLMES* (PG-13) 1:20, 7:00 • TOOTH FAIRY* (PG) 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25 • AVATAR* (PG-13) 1:15, 4:30, 7:45 • PRINCESS & THE FROG* (G) 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 6:45, 8:45 • EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES* (PG) 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:00, 9:10 • WHEN IN ROME* (PG-13) 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:05,- 9:05 • BOOK OF ELI (R)* 4:20, 9:35 • EDGE OF DARKNESS (R)* 12:45, 3:45, 6:50, 9:40 ...1S WHEN REREAD`( GOTTEN OVER IT? 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