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Show JXML This pie chart shows W mucltpie I ate while wrak\n§ tViie chart- / 8* 15 THEUTAff^TATESMAN FRIDAY, DEC 5,2004 ^ WOULD Q I ' M CKflZY, DOCTOR? The Funny A collection of student-produced & syndicated Connies' Wkt's YOUR line? taJsLtl*' irk^ii |1flfc• sfcT^I ilHiTii A i l l list r Here's the winning caption: "/ you to Coming close, real close, was NATALIE OLSEN, and also good entries from Nathan Baxter and Jared Brazier. But the panel of judges selected ANTHONY KEBER as winner He wins a FREE Combo Meal. Check Monday for a chance to win! "Hey, Mom and Dad... I'm lookin1 for investors for my one-man show: 'Avoiding Gainful Employment.1" © 2004 by NEA, Inc STRAE RRRW Nice Job\ Funny ones about growing old, litterboxes and all sorts of stuff. Keep up the good work! ^Teriyaki Stix luitfh Itnhin Ray Johnson I WISH THAT G CtOTHEP, TKAPPCP 1NSIPE M GATES OF SCOTT ADAMS' SSDiscount Available! Female contract. Private bedroom, new paint, new carpet, share utilities. NS ND NR Available now! Manager, 468 North 400 East. 752-1516. Cambridge Court is full we are helping sell a few contracts at discounted prices. 760-5464 or 753-8288 .www.cambridgecourt.net Private bedrooms with shared kitchen bath and living room for 3 male stu dents in home. Two blocks off cam pus. Available now. $150/mo lease security deposit and shared utilities Call Jenneane 755-0802 Private room for rent. Easy walk to mall, campus and movies. #2 bus nearby. $250/mo. includes utilities, washer/dryer, hi-speed internet. Parking available. No contract, females only. Leave message. 7521932 Beautiful and affordable cakes. Call Megan 753-7678 Female contract for sale. Close to campus, private bedroom and bath. Fully furnished, great roommates! Call Katharine (801)390-3199 BECOME DIETARY MANAGER in SK months. Enroll in online program. Cost is $1,250.00. Average naiional salary is $34,640. Details www.eiizabethton.tec.tn.us, Tennessee Technology Center, Elizabethan, 1-423-5430070. WSCBUANEOUS Perfect stocking stuffers. Great combination Massage and Yoga Gift Certificates from Free Spirit Massage and Bearfoot Yoga. Packages begin at $60 for one massage and 5 yoga classes. Contact 787-YOGA or email liz@bearfootyoga.com ADOPT. A HAPPILY married couple wishes to MOVIE HOTUNE 753-6444 Female roommate. Spring semester. No smoking, drinking, pets. Washer/dryer. $240 utilities included. Clean, remodeled and quiet. 764-3765 Male and female contract at Reeder Hall for sale. Female contract at Greaves as well. All shared rooms; great roommates. Contact Sophie at 512-1492 Male contract for sale. Private room on campus. Must sell. 512-1058 Old Farm Townhouse $700. semester. Price negotiable. Contact Nicole 787-6105 To HIS HOUSE/ $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS! Hondas. Chevys, Jeeps, from $500! For listings call 1-800-7498104 ext. V896- DENTAL ASSISTING SCHOOL in Sunny St. George. Complete 10-week course. Starts January 24th. 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Owner operators, experienced drivers, solos, teams and graduate students. Call 1-888-MOREPAY 1-88&-6673729. Equal opportunity employer. ARE YOU MAKING $1,710 per week? All cash vending routes with pnme locations available now! Under $9,000 investment required. Call Toll Free (24-7) 1-800-637-7444 C DRIVER: COMPANY DRIVERS- 3Ckfay test d w e " L/P available, zero down! L/P and 0/0's94cpm. Exclusive CA fuel surcharge! Paid base plates, road laws, tolls and lumpers. 1-800-5283675. CHEAP STEEL PIPE. 3%. X 36', S.88 foot. Great for fence posts and rails. Call now 1-S00-9470249, Metalmart, 181 South 1200 East. Lehl. Utah- Delivery is available. Cutting is available. HORSE AUCTION, SEASON spectacular sale, Saturday, December 4th. 11:00 a.m., Golden Spike Arena. Ogden. Utah. Selling 125 head from several stales, broke geldings, halter, performance, race, ranch, youth, staPions, broke, mares. 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Friday Dec. 3- Thursday Dec. 9 Movie Hot Line 753-1900 "uogun Art CInoi SHARK TALES™ Motorcyclo Diaries (R) 7.00. 9:25 Sol 4:30 Lost wook to ooo i! boforo it Is too Lato DaUy @ 5:10 Sat Matinee @ 3:10 THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE No Midnight Movies • No shows past 9 pro on Sunday Stadium 8 (PG) Daily §7:10,9:20 Ladder 49 (PG13) Daily @ 4:40, 6:50, 9:25 • Sat Matinees 12:15, 2:25 MinNHiHT SHOWS US* KRlfiAT Work and tha Glory* Shows Before 6:00 pm $2 [ The guru T f £ schools, r 0 groups, birt S citizens to 5 good exei P Plan a 1 PI (PG) 1:15.3:15,5:15. 7:15,9:15 Frt/Sol Mklrtflhl H ling invites a l l ' lies, church ' fds, and senior' r the fun and ' iof bowling. > itivfty at T r • •66 I Logan fJJ Lanes Bridgat Jona«t Edge of Reason (R) 1:20.4:30. 7:05.9.25 FrVSot MidnlgW -•• Incrsdlblos (PG) 1:00. 4:00. 7:00. 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Great company and beneftts. www.primei nc.com 1-800-771-6318. fldults $3 • Children $2 Friday 12/3/O4 - Thursday 12/O9/O4 Thursday Night is Student Night! .mm, .4 a, DRIVERS...8IG PAY! New $.02-$.04/mile. Pay Increase! Hiring for all divisions. Ask abcoil dedicated and regonal! Low cost CDL training available. 1-8SW9O3343 www. SwiHTruckingJobs.com Cache Uallcij's Lumiry Discounl Theater Gnrm: senrs • GRrnr sou\o • cntnr PICIURE rnd.iij 1Z/Q3/0I -Thursday 11/01/0-1 $3 Shark Tale (PG) Daily @ 4:35, 7:25 • Sat Matinees 12:10, 2:10 Princess Diaries 2 (G) Daily @ 4:45 • Sat Matinees 12:10, 2:20 Friday Night Lights (PG13) Daily ©7:15, 9:35 Saints & Soldiers (PG13) DRIVERS ' DEDICATED. REGIONAL runs and new deck truck operation! Great hometime options " A fleet to fit your needs! Low cost CDL Training. Call: 1-866-333-8801. ' U T A H - 752-3072 2 2 9 7 NMAIN Daily @ 9:40 Old Farm female Spring contract. $800. Leave message (435) 279-4933 i'P U)VE TO COME TO yoO, I SWEAR,. Surround Sound in all Theaters Housemate sought to share spacious home. For $350/month you get entire upstairs. 750-0051 SCOTT ADAMS? ^ ScoTTAPAMs'THE WHO WAS AM W HIM wedding STATEWIDE N>S Female contract for sale. Riverside apartments. Private room, private bath. $299 per month plus S200 deposit, utilities Included. Call Cami 7646491 foMfr HAS ANGERED Ml? APAMS. M LJTAH MANUFACTURER FOR 17 years Plus - All Sleel Buildings!!! Any size you want, any accessories you want, or any features you want. www.cobujldmgs.nel or call 1-800-262-5347. CO Buifding Systems, Inc. Building a Reputation on "Old Fashioned Integrity". Close to campus male contract. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. S150/mo. Free internet, laundry facility furnished. Call Spencer now for 1 free month of rent. (801) 550-1362 Close to campus male contract. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, 3150/mo. Free internet. laundry facility, furnished. Call Spencer now for 1 free month of rent. (801) 550-1362 adopt newborn. We promise a lifetime ol security, education, and tots ol iove. Expenses paid. Andrew and Julie, call toll-free: 1-866-203-4861 Pin #8983 MR.APAMSSAYS Aftor the Sunset (PG13) 1:20. 4:25, 7:05. 9.10 National Troasuro (PG) 7:10, 0:45 S« 4:25 -^* Incredible* (PG) 7:15. 9:30 Sol4:2O -+- Shall We Daneo? (PG13) 7:10. 9:25 Sot 4:30 'No dkotmt pt«e or tfckas acaptri Tor Ibet m\ia |