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2 BULLETIN Thursday February 28, 2013 28 1 Thursday Partly Cloudy 40/29 www.dailyutahchronicle.corn 2 Friday Partly Cloudy 42/29 Saturday Partly Cloudy 46/37 .• 4 Sunday 3 Few Showers 45/31 Monday Mostly Sunny 38/29 Forecast from: http://weathercom February/March DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE MONDAY SUNDAY TUESDAY 24 25 26 First-session classes end Advertising 801-581-7041 News 801-581-NEWS Fax 801-581-FAXX EDITOR IN CHIEF: Laura Schmitz [e-mail] MANAGING EDITOR: Taylor Bell [e-mail] ASST. MANAGING EDITOR: Alex Lewis PRODUCTION MANAGER: Tyler Pratt [e-mail] ASST. PRODUCTION MANAGER: Ariosto 4 3 So You Think You Can Ballroom? Union Ballroom 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Spring Break Science Trivia Tournament Fiddler's Elbow 5 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. March 10-17 17 Dumke Recital Hall 8 p.m. Free 24 25 from term-length classes Dumke Recital Hall 7 p.m. Free II 8 14 15 21 22 Chamber Music Society The Odd Couple of Salt Lake City: Elias Pioneer Theatre Quartet March 26-April 6 9 Alternative Spring Break Various locations through the Bennion Center March 9-16 South Physics Observatory 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Free 28 23 Utah Ballet Comtemporary Series March 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 Marriott Center for Dance Libby Gardner Hall 7:30 p.m. $5 for students 27 26 and 29 30 Community Engagement Recognition Luncheon Panorama East, Union 12 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. BLOG: TEXTS IN THE CITY Being a 'domestic diva' not for me I know with shock-and-awe tactics it is generally not recommended to disclose the shock value beforehand. However, there is an exception when the shock could leave me liable for the medical expenses of the consequential heart attacks of Chrony readers. So I am warning you now: please prepare yourself for a shock in this blog. Ryan Gosling is a BYU fan. I know it hurts — work through the pain, my friends. But actually, that was just a precursor to the real shock. Are you ready to rip off the actual Band-Aid? I am a woman, and I cannot cook. Now that this fact is public knowledge, whatever am I to do with my five-cow dowry? Furthermore, I'd be house- dent newspaper published daily Monday through Friday during Fall and Spring Semesters (excluding test weeks and holidays). Chronicle editors and staff are solely responsible for the newspaper's content. Funding comes from advertising revenues and a dedicated student fee administered by the Publications Council. To respond with questions, comments or complaints, call 801-581-7041 or visit wwwdailyutahchronicle.com. The Chronicle is distributed free of charge, limit one copy per reader. Additional copies of the paper may be made available upon request. No person, without expressed permission of The Chronicle, may take more than one copy of any Chronicle issue. Find us on Facebook: facebook.com/TheChrony Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/TheChrony 1 Edited by Will Shortz 2 3 4 5 6 7 Opinion Columnist wifery blacklisted at BYU (no worries, Mr. Gosling, we just weren't meant to be. It has nothing to do with Channing Tatum beating you out for Sexiest Man Alive). Despite the shock, I just have to face the fact that I don't fit the stereotypical role of a woman, and that's okay. I'm not a domestic diva, and I don't want to be. I burn toast, I botch the recipe for Top Ramen (which should be impossible for a college 9 10 11 12 13 14 Aries (March 21-April 19) Defer to others.You'll come up with unusual answers because of your ability to bypass certain situations. 18 20 19 21 27 28 22 29 30 33 34 38 39 42 43 46 47 35 62 25 36 37 44 49 45 57 58 59 60 64 66 67 68 PUZZLE BY MICHAEL SHTEYMAN First lady of the 1910s 10 Off course 11 Dangerous family 12 Meal morsel 13 Type letters 14 Medicine amt. 20 Colorful fish 23 Country lads 24 Newsweek and others 25 She was on the cover of backto-back issues of Time in September 1997 26 Metalworker's tool 27 28 29 31 34 36 40 45 47 cro Cancer (June 22-July 22) You might want to go past a boundary, but someone could put his or her foot down just as you are about to break free. 53 65 9 II Gemini (May 21-June 21) Use your imagination in order to find an interesting path out of this problem.Tonight: Let your imagination call the shots. 50 56 63 Taurus (April 20-May 20) You might have more to complete than you realize.An associate or a meeting could be more challenging than you anticipated. 41 48 55 24 32 40 52 51 31 23 Sweater material It stops at Manhattan's Washington Square and Rockefeller Center Affair of the 1980s Bygone political inits. Sushi fish Part of the Iams logo Fraternity letters Side by side See 67-Across 49 52 54 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 "You're welcome, amigo" Line that ended in 1917 Consistent with Leave rolling in the aisles "Good job!" Ride in London Rice-ATalk show times: Abbr. Pal "Kapow!" City community, informally Well, actually, my friends were making sugar cookies, and I was doing a lot of observing. I wasn't allowed near the measurements — I'm too much of a liability. I could only knead the dough and frost the finished product. Somehow, I still managed to break four cookies. They just snapped in half. It was unprecedented. It's got to be some kind of record. I'm just no Rachael Ray or Paula Deen. My gender has nothing to do with my cooking abilities. It'll be frozen meals and take-out hamburgers for me. And boys, I'm sure you can manage to make your own sandwiches, because I intend to stay out of the kitchen and in the newsroom. letters@ chronicle.utah.edu Full horoscopes available online: www.dailyutahchronicle/horoscopes Today's birthday: This year you seem to inspire others on a deep level, especially close loved ones and friends.Your trademark will be to look squarely at life-and-death issues before coming to your own conclusions about a life philosophy. If you are single, you certainly are desirable.You will meet someone of the caliber you seek sometime after June. 16 17 61 TANNER No. 0124 8 15 26 COURTNEY student) and I can barely get the milk-to-cereal ratio right. I'm a hopeless chef. I once tried to make instant rice. It sounds easy, right? It's just water and rice on a stove. Well, there are at least a thousand ways to mess it up. I ended up making white mush — how appetizing. How domestic. Besides what could go wrong in the recipe, there's always the possibility of fire when I'm cooking. I keep a fire extinguisher on hand once I cross the kitchen threshold. If it's going to happen to someone, it's going to happen to me. It'll probably be when I'm attempting to make something cold, like ice cream or frozen custard. I'm that terrible around a stove, oven or microwave. The other day I was making sugar cookies with my friends. Horoscopes Xetu fork amegl Tale 44 Put on guard 1 Chiquita import 46 Hollywood's 8 Sailor's heavy Roberts and jacket others 15 1968 to the present, in tennis 48 Part of P.S.T.: Abbr. 16 Gathers on the surface, as a layer 50 Several "Boris Godunov" parts of molecules 51 Lapsed 17 Small image displayed in a 53 Back browser's address 55 Compact since bar 1982 18 Quick break 61 Bordering state 19 Subject of a 64 Two 2010 biography 65 Line of Porsches subtitled "The whose name is Voice" Spanish for "race" 21 Marie Antoinette's 66 Decorative loss melody added 22 Title boy in a above a simple Humperdinck musical theme opera 67 With 47-Down, 26 Forearm bones popular hotel chain 30 Word before and 68 Goddess with a after "yeah" golden chariot 32 "Whoa, baby!" 33 It may have one DOWN or two sides 1 Sockeroo 35 Part of a baby's 2 On with daily schedule 3 Gulf of Finland 37 Port feeder 38 City that's home 4 Have with to three Unesco World Heritage 5 Unimaginative Sites gift, maybe 39 Tabloid TV show 6 Sprang co-hosted by 7 "Madness put to Mario Lopez good uses," per 41 Atomic George Santayana 42 "Broccoli again?:' 8 Nickname for e.g. Haydn U of U Flute Choir Post Theatre 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Free 7:30 p.m. 2 Last day to withdraw Free Film Series: Raiders of the Lost Ark Utah Philharmonia High School Invitational Libby Gardner Hall 20 Piano America West Symphony Concerto Competition Winners Libby Gardner Hall 7:30 p.m. Free for U students Free Public Star Party The Daily Utah Chronicle is an independent stu- 43 1 7 13 19 Social Ballroom Dance Club Tuesdays until April 16 Heritage Center Dance Studio 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. GENERAL MANAGER: Jake Sorensen ACROSS 6 U of U Women's Chorus Festival Libby Gardner Hall 7:30 p.m. Free SATURDAY 28 Lionesses: Voices of Military Women Gould Auditorium, Mariott Library 5:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. 12 18 Faculty recital: Tully Cathey, jazz guitar The policy of The Daily Utah Chronicle is to correct any error made as soon as possible. If you find something you would like clarified or find unfair, please contact the editor at [e-mail] . FRIDAY Brain Awareness Week Last day to add/ March 11-17 elect CR/NC, or audit second-session classes Juchau, Gabriel Neves Clarifications 27 5 11 10 NEWS EDITOR: Marjorie Clark [e-mail] ASST. NEWS EDITOR: Topher Webb OPINION EDITOR: Jake Rush [e-mail] SPORTS EDITOR: Jake Bullinger [e-mail] ASST. SPORTS EDITOR: Ryan McDonald A&E EDITOR: Savannah Turk [e-mail] PHOTO EDITOR: Chad Zavala [e-mail] ASST. PHOTO EDITOR: Karina Puikkonen ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto [e-mail] COPY EDITORS: Katherine Ellis, Emily THURSDAY Second-session classes begin Free Ferro Corrections WEDNESDAY (SI Tip Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Make an effort to touch base with others in your immediate circle.You could be taken aback by what someone says. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Curb a need to keep up with the Jones'.You are better off just being you. A family member pushes you beyond reason. )ei vs (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) AA/ SI Libra Feel free to pursue a new path. ArV a, Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You know what you want and where you are heading.A family member might have a different opinion. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Others will follow your lead if you are just willing to take the first step toward fixing a problem. A family member could give you a lot of flak, but don't let that get to you. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Keep reaching out for more information.You won't be satisfied until you have clarified a problem. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Be aware of the cost of continuing in your chosen direction.You might be stubborn, but don't be self-destructive. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An associate wants to continue a conversation.This person hopes to convince you of the rightness of his or her ways. Top tweets @summerlyndreams Summer Johnson I'm literally convinced my eye balls will fall straight out of my head if I don't get some damn sleep soon. #midterms #collegeproblems @OwliBby Ali Eardley I walk out of the Mariott Library to find three stuffed animals drinking root beer around a table? Okay. #UofU 27 Feb @jtoliver94 John Thomas Oliver Getting excited for men's Pac 12 championships! Get your popcorn ready it's going to be good. #GoUtes! 27 Feb