Show CUTTING OUT WASTE I 1 called my dog as he passed by and for an hour harangued him ex pla plat ining ning why he haroto had to die and then 11 I 1 drowned and hanged him he saw the point of my remarks and wagged his tail forgiving he lie heaved a pair of friendly barks and discontinued living the grub old towser dally daily ate would keep a soldier feeding and towser coulden couldn t pull his freight for france and do some bleeding were we re pampering ten million pups in this our wasteful nation and still above our coffee cups we talk of conservation I 1 had nine cats as tine fine as us silk maltese angora critters and every day they lapped up milk and mewed for meat and fritters this morning when they d had their lunch on liverwurst I 1 fed them I 1 form ally addressed the bunch and said I 1 must behead them I 1 pointed out in ringing terms that pampered cats are sinful when many a weary sold ler ier squi squirms rips because he lacks a skin full the kittens saw that I 1 was right that feeding them was folly they mewed a lingering good night and then went oft off their trolley alas I 1 find it very hard my divers pets to slaughter upon their graves in my back yard my eyes are shedding water but better that some soldier feast and fills his waistline flabby than feed boiled eggs to lazy beasts to towser or to tabby |