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Show Wasatch Canyon Reporter . RIES Maret 21- April 19 Since your body j is a temple, it is time get back down on your Hees and worship. If you fell off the wagon over the Holidays, get back on the horse and tame it. You can start by pawning off any remaining fruitcake and leftover Holiday cookies on unsuspecting guests. However, skiing/snowboarding is the best way to show reverence in your house of worship. URUS April 20 - May 20 Despite all your accomplishments, you may find yourself starting over from scratch in a new endeavor. In the upcoming month a metaphoric avalanche will bury you - it may be best to tell people where you are going and make sure you have a beacon on. Try to appreciate the good life you now lead as it was not always this good, nor will it necessarily continue to be. EMINI May 21- June 21 This month it doesn’t matter whether your doctor is Dr. Suess of Dr. Kevorkian, make sure you have a flu shot. If you are scared of needles, stock up on the Nyquil and Kleenex and avoid crowds like those found on the festering petri dish commonly known as the Tram. On a financial note, don’t sell yourself short, make sure you get a hefty raise if you didn’t receive a generous Christmas bonus. ANCER June 22- July 22 This is the time of year that Cancers thrive on. The cold, short days are refreshing and invigorating sind force you to act in short bursts of intense energy unmatched in summer. Despite how much you like winter, the allure of the tropics has the potential to make you forget how much even you revel in a foot of light, dry powder. EO July 23 - August 22 Basing your future earnings on the upcoming Publishers Clearing House drawing is realistic given your job performance in the last month. It is too bad that lotteries and horse racing are not legal in Utah, the luck of a Leo might tilt the odds in your favor and reduce your need for formal employment ever again. ‘GO August 23- September 22 Don’t count your chickens before they hatch is another way of saying don’t count on a —e day before the storm arrives. If the world had delivered on half the stuff you’ve ee promised, it might not be such a bad place to live. The virtue of a Virgo is a beautiful thing, but don’t let it ruin a good time. _IBRA September 23 - October 22 The economic laws of supply and demand dictate that your paycheck is bound to increase in the near future. Try polishing your shoes and ironing your clothes in order to expedite the process. A few more “Yes Sir/Yes Ma’ams will get you further than any degree from any university. However, if impressing i your superiors is hardly your intent, try wearing your tattered, unwashed 10 year old poly-pro for maximum impact. CORPIO October 23 - November 21 Your armchair wisdom doesn’t amount to much given your inability to rise from your Lazy Boy Recliner. Your talent as an armchair quarterback may have been overlooked by talent scouts, but you better believe that the teams in the Superbowl are sorely missing your analytical skills on their sidelines. But really, the only relevant skill you need to impress others is the ability to edge those skis or that board. AGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21 Your natural good looks will get you far, but understand that a superior sense of humor will help more than a sharp mind or grades as good as yours. Recently an aura of domestic bliss has descended over you that would make Martha Stewart envious. Continue to impress others with your culinary talent by throwing dinner parties on a frequent basis, but don’t let anything interfere with a day of skiing/snowboarding. | APRICORN December 22- January 19 Living from hand to mouth, meal to meal, day to day, hotel room to hotel room,— to paycheck, powder day to powder day, weekend to weekend just isn’t cutting it. This month is the time to commit to something concrete, like a mailing address or a drivers license. Don’t worry, Social Security will still be there when you get old enough, but the free skiing for seniors might not. A January 20- February 18 Your upcoming birthday provides the perfect reason both to celebrate and to reflect upon your achievement of surviving yet another year. You can look forward to periods of awe inspiring insight in the next month as your birthday really will bestow a wealth of wisdom upon you. Unfortunately, wisdom, like money, comes at the expense of your youth, so party like a rock star while you still can, then get up and ski/snowboard the next day. ISCES February 19- March 20 The boxing match that is your life is revealing that you have taken more body blows than you’ve dealt. This month may be the perfect time to find a new coach to sit in your corner of the ring and wipe the Dred, gee, ® | eres ayervaenell golincan we Baeces yooeue tn alee Sateen sweat off your brow. Look beyond your next big prize-fight to a day when $$$$§ will be more scarce, then act accordingly. Like Iron Mike showed us all, eventually everybody goes down - and if you are lucky it will be into a pillow of perfect champagne powder. We'll GRIND your skis without GOUGING your WALLET. d2 Exchange Place West off State Street Between brd & 4th South . 363-7600 a Our Wintersteiger Micro Stone Grinder applies a factory-fresh finish to your skis’ bases and edges. 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