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Show June 1996 REI - Backpacking | Basics. Yup, just like it Logan. Call 801.755.0377 for info sounds. For the rookie who wants to go out without ending up as the feature story on the evening news. 7pm and it looks to be free. Call 486.2100. June 16 Call your Dad. June 18 REI - Bicycling 101. Elliott “10,000 Miles” June 8 Mott covers the basics. Cannondale Cup Mt. 7pm. Call 486.2100 June 21 REI - CALL O’ THE Bike Racing Series: The Border Town Challenge, Wendover, NV. Call 208.342.3910 for info June 9 Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: The Border Town Challenge, Wendover, NV. Call — ~ 208.342.3910 for info June 12 ; Chas Baker's birthdayb. 1929. Do the sete WILD: How to survive and enjoy the wilderness. David Scott’s adventure. 7pm. Call 486.2100 = June 22-23 8TH Annual High Uinta’s Classic (it’s a bicycle thing). Call 800.328.9708 for info. _ dune 22 rr at work. SNOWBIRD: Pancake Breakfast with live entertainment. Call 521.6040 The Solitude Sizzler. Call 801.942.3498 for info On going Events PARK CITY SKI AREA: Alpine Slide, Silver Putt Miniature Golf, Little Miners’ Park, Park City Stables and the BIG AIR Trampoline. Call 1.801.647.5335 for current info. 801.575.8500 for info. Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: Bingham Bear Hollow Bash, Park City. Call 801.942.3498 for info “Ss June 30 Utah’s Best Dam MS 150 Bike Tour. Call 1.800.527.8116 / 801.575.8500 for info. Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: Gorilla’ s Wolf Mountain V-brakes Send Calendar of Events Info! Call or write the Wasatch Canyon Reporter. Phone 486.1388 or Fax at 485.2735. Send in all events. are inle attitude they asked David if he had been passing bad checks. “Sure,” he answered thinking they meant those NSF checks that get inadvertently written now and then. What they were really after, however, was a man claiming to be “Martin Reed Baker” of “1261 E. Stratford Ave,” the previous address of the WCR, who was passing forged checks. “Quite a coincidence, don’t you think. The name ‘Baker’ and your old address?!??” they kept saying to David. “Yeah, if I was the dumbest crook around,” he thought silently. Finally after a grilling worthy of a scene from “NYPD Blue,” and scaring Mr. Robbi+ns away, Plotnick and pal left. I believe they were not totally convinced, but after a casual search of the new (and luxurious!) WCR offices turned up nothing they left to search the dumpster before heading back to West Valley City. The whole thing IS quite a coincidence. “Reed” is the name of the landlord of our old office building. “Baker” is the name of the editor. The checks that were being passed were phonies made by someone with computer skills and equipment. Obviously the perpetrator has an interesting sense of humor to implicate us in this manner, Now if we only knew who “Martin” was... Congratulations to Jonny “‘Buttcheck” Atencio and Britta “RedMan”’ Nelson. These two love birds are engaged to be engaged, or something like that. Remember, not till your married. Another couple who should be taking the plunge soon, Marta & the Mystic, just returned from Mexico where they went to “find themselves.” Unfortunately his laptop and satellite up-link failed during our office move so there will be no Alpine Astrology this month. The WCR’s Head Plumber, Johnny Olsen, is ailing. Turns) out he can take care of everyone else’s pipes but not his own. Good luck, JC. Can we have) the Sawz-All if you code? Congratulations to Susan Baker, the editor’s mommy, for recently graduation from college at the rip old age of 61, a mere 38 years after she started. Going to try and make something of yourself now, Sue? If you’d like to relocated to Salt Lake we have an opening for a copy editor. Grand Opening of Katie’s Kickstand is on Monday, 3 June. She is also starting some sort of a club - “The 8600 Club,” we believe it is. Be sure and ask for membership information while you’re up there. We apologize for the condensed BULLWHEEL format - not much room this month. We may have to go back to 20 pages....... , on ¢ Smith > = Og O 6 Bicycle Rentals ~$25/ a day for Front Suspension Mtn. Bike Weekly and Monthly rates available < Upgrade Sale 6 -Time For New RubberWTB Velociraptor Tires Normally $26.95 Now $20.00 e Swobo aa pose e Nema b All Tubes 25% off e oa a a = an Switch To Twist! ~Sach’s Power Grip Plus $29. 95 (Like Gripshift) - Check out the new ATAK Cycling Shorts — Pick Up & Delivery Canyon enprovyerss receive 15% off everything on ‘The Closest Bike shop to Little Cottonwood Sao oF e | ee _ 3210 East Little Cottonwood Rd. Sandy — 801-944-8038 SSIES | SEC oe enoreses an e Arnet i Page 15 Rs Ycy rato} ot > LOvrvs LN ‘uepboO "PAIG UO}HulYyseENA 6STE ~ June4 801.942.3498 for info June 25 Little Cottonwood Clean-Up Day. It’s so popular you must be a resident or employee in the canyon. Call 742.3522 for info. June 28-July 20 SNOWBIRD: Chamber Music Festival June 29 Utah’s Best Dam MS 150 Bike Tour. Call 1.800.527.8116 / Jim Holland’s Birthday PIKES PEAK International Hill Climb. First run in 1916, this quite exciting race is not to be missed this year, especially since those idiots in Colorado Springs are trying to pave the course. You do the math: twelve miles ~ atacost of $200,000 per mile. Our tax dollars Ho LE Ei ZE98-S7ZB GLOVS LN ‘“iasuNnsS UIeIN "ON ZLEZ Reservations required. — June 3 J. L. Doris Salvas’ b-day Race, Park City. Call | V7 6SLE-9PS DAN River Race. $5 and up - pre-register at REI. Call 486.2100. June 14 Flag Day June 15 | Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: The Mud Flat Massacre, July 4th Independence Day LI. LvOvs LN ‘uolAe7 UIE! “ON OLL Boyz & The Hood.” Call 355.4628 for exact dates and times. REI Woikshop:Enhanced Wilderness Medicine. 12 noon 6pm. $50 but it could save your life! Call 486.2100. June 23 | Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: ist Security Pedalfest XC => *“What do you boys do, just sit around and wait for the phone to ring?”- Our printer, after surveying our meager ad collection for last issue. Well, we're back after a short hiatus, full-color and jam-packed with great advertisements. Be sure and visit every one, buy lots of stuff and tell them you saw their ad in the WCR so we can get them to run again. We used our little time off from our grueling publishing schedule to move our office to luxurious new | ° digs at 1104 E. Ashton Ave, Penthouse Suite 204 in Sugar House, right next to the State|_ Liquor Store, which makes Mr. Peck happy, and the bowling alley, Mr. Bresee’s passion. Our new building is totally flood-proof as it is built entirely on stilts. Stop in for a visit if you’re in the area (2310S.). Det. Brooke Plotnick & his buddy did. The two West Valley City lawmen, complete with badges on their belts and mustaches on their upper lips, came bursting through the door recently. They accosted the editor of the WCR, David Baker, just as he was sitting down with exasperating advertiser Taylor Robbins. With an “Aha, we’ve got you” oF ae Sl ZvOVs LN ‘SIPAPIIN "PAIG UOIUN 14 “3 ZOZ June 13 Salt Palace - Utah State Firmness Association. Through the 15th. U.S. Open, Oakland Hills Country Club, Bloomfield Hills, MI. Through the 16th REl’s sixth annual JOR- Call 801.942.3498 for info July ist Kimberly “BratFace” Christiansen’s birthday. OVGL-€8S SOLVS LN ‘AlID eHNe7 Wes ISB" OOLTS OS OZEL June 1 Cannondale Cup Mt. Bike Racing Series: Butch Cassidy Blowout, Price. Call i 801.637.8747 for info June 1-8 OFF BROADWAY THEATER: “Robin Hood: Challenge, Park City O8pr-LZS OZOvs LN ‘Apues ("OS YI90L) OLSOL 1SP4S OOEL WCR CALENDAR OF EXCITING EVENTS— |
