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Show June 1 996 Wasatch Canyon Reporter _ Volume Il, Issue 10 Publisher Editor Staff Mystic Real Estate Editor SnowMan Senior Editor Park City Bureau jHealth & Fitness Editor Mountain Biker Contributors | John “TrippleBogey” Bresee David “Bikeless” Baker | Ronny “TheLips” Pinner Alexander “Alex” Miller Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon David “12Step” Peck Kris “CaveMan” Severson _ Kethleen “Clipless” Leopardi Mary “Beth” Badgley — Photographers Jack “CoverBoy’Popowich Chris “BigHair” Murray Paul “TheBody” Seybold Carolyn “HoneyBear” Baker -WCR Legal Squad = Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ ue Ore-gone Bureau Guard Dog Copy Editor 3 Intern The Finest Plumber WE GO PARAGLIDING OE TNT e e OU TEL ahL LeSdLAe hans ae cee ays MT Brian “FStop” Millenbach — Pinball Wizard ve David “LoverBoy” Doherty Mark “NoRelation” Anderson . MASTHEAD ve Wea tea 7 ee Lee “TheVictim” Cohen Eddy “l'llSueYourArse” Carrrolll, lll, ESQ Max & Stephen “Eddie” Balog __...moved to Portland. Taking PERG ARONS Yeah, right... James “TheDirector” Collins Johnny “Goombah’” Olsen Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible ath_{letes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catastrophic injury or death. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers and photographers. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and you don’t call anyone a *@$%#&!” We'll] withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The |Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas Jefferson)- although we usually have _|plenty of both. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclu_ {sively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world! (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification ser-| ® vice yet, so trust us. All material ©1996 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled _|paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, | f we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, _ {write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink. Be sure and include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. None of that Apple} | stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress& many other programs for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy of anything. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use _ jit to pay a bill or something. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about ja year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime subscription; to: WCR SUBS, 1104 ASHTON AVE, SUITE 204, SLC-UT 84106-2374. Special offer: BUY 5 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. Order them for all your friends. If you have printing needs we can help. The best printer in Utah also happens to be the least expensive - call 486.1388 for information Wasatch Canyon Reporter 1104 E. Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 Salt Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to “76761 ,205” hetp//WWW.Wer com yey a J. Daniel “DudeBro’” Hall Kristen “B. Line” Ulmer Sara “FixOrRepairDaily” Lindeman Marta “Mrs.Mystic” Heilbrun Jim “Junior” Bresee Creighton N. “Picasso” Hart, Junior Contributing 7) ea June 1996 a ya re Sue, VAGANZA E Pari 5 a Horoscopes - Mystic 1s ON OCA Ee eS LOCAL MOUNTAIN BIKE RIDES BIKE TUNING EXPLAINED el ee ay yaw Ae a AEE CLASSIFIED ADs: “House FOR SALE! cs Ua Ped Ae Briko | THAT GREAT CALENDAR AE THE CD a Directory “> COVER PHOTO BY: Jack Popowich “+ SUBJECTS: D.J. Denniston & Milo Moody <* LOCATION: Bob Sled Run above the Salt Lake City Avenues area. See page tt for more info. |