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Show 5 March 1996 ~RIES (March 21 - April 19) Loyalty, ambition, and hard work are all qualities attributable to Aries - but beware the hidden agendas of exert control over your realm. Fortunate for Aries, intelligence is also a trait - so use it wisely in the next month. The most intelligent ski or snowboard more. Even if it doesn’t make you any smarter, it will certainly make you more fun. AURUS (April 20 - May 20) The glare at the end of the tunnel is blinding, but soon you will emerge from its depths, and unparalleled shortly thereafter. Look to a binge and purge lifestyle for the next month. A period of deprivation may linger on the horizon, so get on have a few dollars to your name. The abundance of romantic opportunities this month will only be matched by abundant snowfall. others as they seek to thing you can do is | festivities will follow it while yeu still EMINI (May 21 - June 21) Your ambition can carry you far, but do you really want to work 800 hour weeks? If so, you’re right on track. This month a — reprieve from constant pressures will grant you some free time to enjoy the forgotten pleasure of sleeping in. Don’t sleep in too much as there’s still plenty of good skiing/snowboarding to be had. Look to the singles line this month for unexpected romance. YANCER (June 22 - July 22) Storm clouds of confusion are brewing this month. Nevertheless, look forward to scoring huge style points with your confused attire. Remember, that mid-winter diet must soon give way to more refreshing spring cuisine. Long time acquaintances have been cherishing those Kodak moments of days forgotten, give them a call. More importantly, call the Avalanche Forecast line before heading into the backcountry (364-1581). EO (July 23 - August 22) You have recently made a big move and the consequences are still dubious. But rest assured, if you still get ina few ski/snowboard days a month, it is not an entirely foolish endeavor. Warmth is tantamount to Map HESS maybe upcoming spring sales will prove to be an opportune time to finally replace those nasty, stinky, mis-matched, duct-taped gloves. IRGO (August 23 - September 22) Your current situation has become mundane and predictable. If we don’t get into another storm cycle soon, you may have to make an drastic change. It would behoove you to check maps and timetables before embarking on an upcoming journey. But don’t worry, the chairlifts are always running on time. IBRA (September 23 - October 22) It has been a winter of extremes. As the days get longer the multitude of options may become overwhelming this month. The more activities you can squeeze into or out of one day will make you more well-rounded and a potential poster candidate for the upcoming REI oes: If you look peel good, there might even be money in your future. CORPIO (October 23 finer attributes in life Humane Society. Before make sure you’ ve babied - November has left your making any your skis or 21) In this dog eat dog world it is better to consume than be consumed. Speaking of consumption, your appetite for the wallet begging for mercy. If your romantic life is a ship plying stormy seas, unconditional loyaltyis a close as the | additions to your household, board first. AGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21) The hallowed halls of academia and/or the endless trials of employment have kept you shackled in the smoggy valley. The lengthening days will have a decisive effect as you pit the need for advancement against the pleasures of the moment. As a Sagittarius you are obligated to yield yourself to the whims of instant gratification, regardless of the long term consequences. APRICORN (December 22 - January 19) This month you will /face a conflict with the forces of nature. Be vigilant as Mother Nature has extensive experience and you are but a pawn in someone else’s court. There are simple rules that will get you through this tumultuous time: 1) hitch-hiking is free 2) the backcountry. is free 3) the ski bus is free if you have a seasons pass. QUARIUS (January 20 - February 18) A new el on an old turn is all it takes to make the slopes exciting again. As you — rediscover the pleasures of youth, you will find that every muscle in your body responds accordingly. New purchases this month — make your life better, especially as spring cleaning will provide the perfect opportunity to finally rid yourself of all the old clutter in the corner. Please donate all skis or boards to Deseret Industries in case times get tough in the future. ISCES (February 19 - March 20) Your cherished mountain lifestyle has yielded to a city inspired pace. All bragging rights. disappeared in the transition. In order to recoup your former glory, consider living in a snowcave in order to maximize time in the mountains. If you really are committed to making a big change, you will get the most miles for your money if you make the deci- Sive move before the next big snow cycle. |