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Show Wasatch Canyon Reporter LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: Thanks Vin, you tighten us up severely. Dear Editor: Changecup mean? We are Thanks for the pictures. happy that we “tighten you _ up severely,” but we hope it — Regarding my swing and the side arm: Nothing seems to is just a platonic tightening. help my swing, so maybe a We are not “Dudes,’ we _ little intimidation with the have jobs! gun might help. Who knows. Dear Sirs: Nice hat, but what does_ Shog. Awesome article for us! The cast and crew at WCR tighten us up severely! We don’t forget! Sent the Holland and movie to Jim asked him to 3 I a short list Sincerely, of pass it on for you all. If you things for the Vagrint [sic] to don’t get a chance to see it, remember. Please share them fax, call, write, carrier pigeon with your readers. 1. Never. us and we will get you off a turn copy. We’re now runnin off a Real skiers don’t have real batch. Now you come: and see us! You’ here’ me! Enclosed a hat. - jobs. 3. There are no friends on powder days. 4. Find a rich girl and get married. 5. De General in Ho City. Surf on beach Chi Wagner’s overturn to Tristan meal. are cheap housing immor- | smell of Napalm in the morning.” We might even use the same tunes as Coppala - a free 2. if they aren’t vagrints [sic] them- | selves. 7. Attitude is everything, but gear helps. 8. Short boards suck, long boards _ truck. 9. Use the barter sys- and Isoldel. Oh yea. Shog batch THAI GRAND Award Winning Thai Cuisine! A big congratula- — tion to Sara Langridge on the new arrival of your daughter Jake the Kilgrow house at Mt Blow (Snow) for. this season and are currently trying to figure out what weekend we can come out to Utah. This ski trip may just actually happen this winter!! PS. The front four (as I remember) are Star, Liftline, ama true member of the slacker generation, despite my current fixation with hav- . ing to work myself silly. Hopefully, it’s just a temporary thing! Maybe I was trau- E IN IS OPENING You are cordially invited to come AS THE BULL WHEEL TURNS... Kennard. | Editor’s Response: © Thank you sherriff. Aim high in steering, and keep your eye on the ball. Goat and National at Stowe. P.P.S. Deep down inside, I tem. 10. Call your mother. Thanks. Vinnie the Vag. Editor’s Response: Best- Sheriff Dear Editor(s): We backed out of the ski drug deleted here) 6. Friends Min talized by Duvall: “I love the down (shocking reference to illegal Next film: Uncle Rich and ~ { made matized as a small child or something(?). I can’t really figure it out myself!! oe Have fun and let it snow. Dawn _Editor’s Response: Located across from the Sandy Mall in the Aspen Plaza- THAI CUISINE is open for Unafraid, no stopping on the headwall was your rule. When you have the mid life Lunch 11-2:30pm— crisis you know find us. Dinner 5-9:30pm_ Closed Sunday. Beu Baker, Proprieto r, Formerly of Thai House where returned to Alta after a season of painting chairs for Jimmi Buffet Mountain ser- THe BEAUTIFUL AUDREY sie returned from Present this coupon before ordering and| 1 get one free entree with the purchase of : | another entree of equal or greater value. | P Valid lunch & dinner M-Th. iI was chosen by a dating service for their ad (see picture). Also. ‘note the unsteady riding position. cottonwood canyon realty’s own (and our’s on loan) AlexAnder ae Miller - who, as luck would have it, is married to Alex. -Brighton’s own Craig “ProcupineProtector” Gordon nearly gave up his life for an herbivorous rodent of the family — _ Erethizontidae. Craig and his soulmate Anita were driving up (yes, up...) Big Cottonwood Canyon when Craig swerved to to Craig claimed, “It looked like a person in the road.” The Canyon Sheriffs didn’t buy it either. Anita admits it was large, “The size of a VW,” she said. She also said better a porcupine’s life than hers. Craig swapped ends before going ass over tea kettle off the edge of the road. One full flip was executed in mid air before nestling his Toyota pickup | amongst the rocks. Craig and Anita were unharmed as they - | were wearing their seat belts (hear that, kids?). $4100 later Craig will be four-wheelin’ again. Until then he is dri- ving a lovely Neon rental and Anita says, “We’re ready to race anybody!” The biggest night of the week is wednesday: Lately Canyon locals have been migrating to Fairmont bowl for $1.25 games. Shawn (sp.?) Hanka holds the record witha 202. Andy at 179 and Melzer | -somewhere back in the pack. Last week as many as twenty five canyon employees chucked balls down the lanes. Pete Jacob has an ugly hook that won’t go away.Great | American Smokeout is coming up in November - the third Thursday. Call The American Cancer Society for ‘more info 1.800.ACS.2345. Hey - why aren’t you people trying all the great new restaurants we have advertised in our paper? Go dig out last issue and get the coupon for Mangy Moose Pizza and CIAOs Restaurant. Go try ‘em. Mangy Moose is even claiming they are going to deliver 877£9400S to both canyons! This issue go to Thai Cuisine. Then we 8 Aspen Plaza, Sandy Tel Miller is a proud papa. Audrey Henderson Miller A.K.A. “Woo-Woo” was born 3 October 1995. “Woo-Woo” weighed in at 8 pounds | 10 ounces and was 22 inches tall. The proud momma is Rena > war el]. THAI CUISINE wg] the modeling back when things werea little bushier on top. He I Not valid with other offers. Must present before ordering. Not valid Friday or Saturday. i I < This WCR coupon expires 12/12/95. + |% in Niel CONGRATS to the WCR’s own David Peck who did a little One Delicious Way to Save Money / his 3rd shvinal vices. house Carroll has just Bi hemispheric Ski Saffari. avoid A GIANT PORCUPINE! “It was a giant porcupine,” I remember when you ripped harder than anyone. lunch and dinn er six days a week. Emily, | snake has can get them to advertise again, you see. Thanks. (801) 569-9039 DAVE “PROTEIN WINDOW" Peck Page 4 <param e und ce eemenenlle De General, Queen Isabella, meee Dude! How ya feelin! Greetings from Uncle Rich, LL | UL | Editors Response: Dear Editor: |