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Show via Big Romn’s ~ Alpme Astrology © Aes This month your ambition will refuse to take a back seat to anybody. Frowned upon behavior may be the result, but at least you will come out ahead. As the center of someone else’s attention you have large shoes to fill - its a good thing you have big feet. Oncoming autumn weather will undoubtedly bring on bouts of anxiety regarding the timeliness of snowfall, but as surely as the leaves will fall - the snow will come. : | "O better stark seeing Qa pass | _in my future or this oracular beeen manil L’ PG NPE COMES OX 2S” aes Incompetence and disappointment are all around you this month, allowing you to be the savior of the day (hard to say which day exactly). This month your growing frustration will be channeled into competition; mercy will not be an option so best not to lose. While you are usually immune to mood swings, this amorphous time of year makes them unusually pronounced. Bust out the snow tires and get your car heater fixed before it really gets cold - a mean winter is on it’s way. Pare The loss of daylight associated with the autumn will have a pronounced effect this month, resulting in a shift towards more pleasurable nocturnal activities. As television begins playing an increasingly prominent role in your social life, your dreams will take on the disturbing qualities of bad reruns and MT'V. Just because the first issue of POWDER or SNOWBOARDER is out doesn’t make it ski season yet. (435. Caressing your skis/board will not make it snow any sooner - but sacrificing stuff will. The more expensive the sacrifice, the deeper the snowfall. If you have been having a problem with your sincerity, then no sacrifice will be sufficient. This month is time to get those issues off your chest, thereby _ removing any obstacles that may prevent the powder from wafting and billowing in your face this coming season. [2 Halloween will be scary to those around you when your inner self will be unveiled for all to see. Fortunately, this will make choosing a costume easy, as even the most straightforward decisions have been tossing you into a quagmire of self-doubt this month. Favors owed to you will be repaid with interest. A person of your education should not be swayed by petty or emotional arguments, learn how to say NO, then practice frequently. Remember the Golden Rule, if it will enable you to ski or ride, do it. | \ JIRGO You are in luck this month - the snow tires you left on your rig all summer will soon be necessary. Now is no time to make life altering decisions. If it is fun, go with it. If there are ways to maximize your fun potential, heck, do what it takes. Now is the time to woo and be wooed, because it promises to be a long cold winter, and you don’t want to limit your options when it comes to romance and ski/board buddies. Have you secured your seasons pass yet? ligeee Disturbing thoughts of excessive hedonism will interfere with every aspect of your carefully cultivated sanity this month - moderation is the usual prescription, but what fun is that? The healthiest response will be to flee and never return (or hide out in the back of the Tower Theater watching avant garde — movies). Light, fluffy snow will soon be falling so don’t do anything foolish or adverse to your health. 7 , he eae A decision with long-term consequences will undoubtedly cause great amounts of concern when you wake up the following morning and reflect upon what you have done. Look past your initial feelings of inadequacy and know that you have done well. This year you will have a memorable birthday when you realize all the things you despised in adults as a child you have become. Now is a good time to alert others to your upcoming birthday thereby enabling you to score as much loot as possible | | 7 ,— You are like an octopus this month with hands in every pot. It’s a scary sight when your obsessive/compulsive side reveals itself, but then again - Halloween is coming up soon and costumes can be spendy. Buying an expensive snowboard or new skis will not automatically make you better - spare your already thin wallet and plan on hitting the ski swaps hard. APRICORN The usual fascination with your pitiful finances has become boring, time for you to stop caring and start enjoying life before you’re locked into some hellish low paying ; § Unfortunately for a Sagittarius like you, the more you get the more you want. | | mouth ey a{ | =| | 76 7p ee 7 gg al : y / 8 ¢ ¢ . @) 6 f Nprade sere The fall always seems boring to Aquarians, but its better than returning to the ole’ nag and pester cycle of i years past. Get out the remote control, cable TV is in your near future. Home improvements may be costly, but you will appreciate paying those house-painters overtime during this upcoming winter. For a meaningful yet brief distraction this month look to Leos, or Taureans, or Capricorn’s, or anyone that strikes your fancy as more exciting than a G-rated movie. Bust out the long- ver underwear, winter is almost here. — | genet li | NSETE A the starving artist to impress that special him/her that isn’t really interested in you anyway. A better idea is to find some time and start the ski season off right by lavishing some TLC upon your skis or board with a quick dose of P-Tex and wax unless you actually managed to save some money from mowing lawns all summer and bought yourself new gear. | _ = POV | job that makes you work every powder day just so you can play of the Cottonwood Canyons , , ' | CSC p 4 gare. 4 B — : GIs 7 ® ton r P OIN ts : : h 4 o ; 2 AI 3 : Eye, : off Nihal Boulevard Next to Smith's) Before you become infatuated with some gorgeous creature, ask him/her a few questions to estimate IQ. Your carefully cultivated image will be subjected to rigorous scrutiny by others in the event of a social faux pas. Style points will be few and far between in those clothes leftover from the 70’s, but sometimes you never know what you’ll attract by being different. Every time your golf swing improves, your skiing skills proportionally deteriorate. This month is especially important as promis es made only count when kept. Beware people who are using you and give them nothing. a . | | | anf OT! | | —- : e ees : cea HE a atte oe 5 oH Se! ll NP ESA at te nal cae ag |