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TANGO t directors r I- 4 board of ft - - ’ TANGO thatwill their — — ' - re-main - M j t : ''c’ 1 — 1 -- ' 1 ' ' -I-1 — 7 “ ns - 5 ‘ -announce the enablifig legislation well of do as hi$ the for them members That both of for new blood in It measures commission for’ should be promptly they the He deserves these the supporting suggested following the inception commissioners proves the existed quality ’s market a constituentsfor other city be Conversation is no longerto of city government energies of the to set has the scarcelybe idea consideredas either s'- GRAPE XS ft I or novel new x" II x 4 ' : ' ft num hope put ) 1 1 miss i f TAngo A KI 'S I V ( ’ J r— mey wont SkuLLANOCPoJ 4 1 OUNCa I J 'Q- —r 1 J TAN&d ’ RESULTS JUICE — I can that governingbody the only remained for Messrs Wilson and Brya fashionin that regard although the you-tickle-me-and-I’ll-tickle-you newly-elected necessity I MC iANvro UN 7 " BRITISH J 1 V 1 '‘i ‘ support for whatever we may eventually tahgo DlSLOOflSD do in Mexico and in such complications OlPlRlWI HIP ’H '"I' III' HU HOSPITAL irritation of TREflEKS growing 7Z acN as Japan may force upon I is V‘ us worth having It is possible however to '7' (iswwe tTTTh PROLIIC O ERROR too much for it At the of national zTTT pay expense of the most interestingphases of the prestige and of the opportunityto promote ajjreat Monroe Doctrineis the readinesswith which American merchant marine the fickle friendship jt lends itself for discussion by those that appear of the British Empire comes at a price that ought disease at a loss to determin whetherit is a I new to be prohibitive Yet Mr Wilson does not seem of the tango The most common or a novel variation find it so to that approach the subject in error of those There is little dqubt that the President’s repudiation UJ-Uft ignoranceis the mistaken assumptionthat the’Mon f of his party’s pledge on Panama canal I from landing roe Doctrine prevents European powers' tolls is the quid pro quo Great Britain receives troops in the two to protect the Americas for the aid we are to get when trouble Mr comes rights of their subjects or to compel dischargeof Wilson doubtless assumes he will need the British obligations Nothing could be further international lion when the rapidly approaching crisis'in Mexico from the truth ! 7 finally arrives the need will also be great when — Years of precedent have so clearly defined the Japan is readyto begin the contest for which that C — — — — — — — — — — — - — — — — — intent and the operation of the Monroe Doctrine proud and smarting nation is preparingitself 7 It is that none need mistake its scope primarily The net result of a twelvemonth of juice -7 grape ! T designed to protect the territorial integrity of the diplomacy it would seem a situation m whuh — Reflections of Morning After 1 i Mdn-With lesser American republics against foreign encroachment 1 IvantfiC the Panama Panuma 1 we must surrender every advantage fjy Our Old riend tlie Jit was pot drawn nor was it ever invoked canal would give us in order to have bulwark O IW — ! Th'e-Grouch yr to protect them from just punishment or defend against the Mongolian peril either on the high v night of I TER too much frivolity and of in alcoholic them against the righteous anger of nations that seas or in Mexico It is not a comforting condioverindulgence refreshment the had suffered at their Hands tion for nation that has been found himself veny accustomed to world Clarence By Robert G Welsh this point with the daylight Secretary of State Olney weary streaming frame and follow its own policies without the in the on him morning after in the Venezuelan boundary dispute of Cullen or consent Even shower bath failed to any other country on earth bring him up to the' little wtyen he said: concert pitch L TER “The Monroe Doctrine doeshot group around the His breakfast tasted like leather Copyright 1914 up the ManJ club table 'had broken relieve any The coffee had a CLCILUM by the Press PublishingCo American state from its obligations as of the started for home' suggestion CRUEL NECESSITY 4 Tiber about it The He had no place else to go fixed by international muddy toast law nor prevent any European dust and ashes aeHBwia’ai was The eggs the John D Rockefel-k Off the Stuff” Is Simple it’s Blinks joined him and th® twof LBERTO TERRAZAS — ETTING Enough directly interested from such No he couldn’t look — enforcing even at the power walked uptown togetherler of Mexico is a singularly He sent them VJ the StayingOff that Samples our "Sand!” unobservantper-if eggs “I flatter myself made 4 rather Mt vy obligationsor from inflicting merited punishment the alacrity of an editor returning a When our Spiritual Motot begins to Skip Explosions tIC good Impressionat that little conit be true the revolution has stripped him of verse poem In blank for the of them” son we’ve got to Do the Repairing fab” said Blinks Ourselves! his possessions to the degree that he must he walked down to the office he was do ehT 'the earn As Good made with "Oh you It should be plain from the foregoingthat joint thoroughly The Resolution a Mental Reser answered tired of thinking about himself and began to try to "All T can his livelihood As one of the primal causes for vation merely Waits for the thrnlf Krill nnfalrio tViivacra Trumpeter to sound SAV fn that vskii’wflb interventionin Mexico the only solution of that “Retreat!” to some ancient and the social unrest in Mexico ordinary Alas! All his thought was wheezesr everybody prudence burdened with the problem that promises success without the accompanying laughedheartily Tou think they laughedIn admlrasame air of disillusion which made his breakfast ’Some of us Take Too Much Stock IN Ourselves him to lay up treasure taste across tion because you told those like dust and so breezily abuses of power would be no violation of shouldMiave prompted ashes before we’ve Taken Stock O wheezes Ourselves! You’re wrong Blinks Blinks They the border “where neither laughed out of' moth nor rust doth corrupt "It’s the weather” he said to himself Line of the Monroe Doctrine with Dignity yes — but there’s a eather-ine sheer politeness qr because' the Those who fear the countries sophistry "I’m never really happy in easy beveragesthey were-drinking had and thieves do not January Certain Kind of Dignity and them a' where break through nor Demarcation between a made them mellow and kindly interestedmight not leajve Mexico once they Dullness! h Nothing "But moves In steal” igure that we’re Entitled to Just as Many stories of it should read their histories January We yours entered Practically is largely in land grants is frozen "Rights” Get — but it Keeps us Pretty Busy were the limit The fortune as we can all Terrazas who might join in such an expeditiononce had solid these days and our Minds of the ool Idea that we’re a In and Victim Disabusing from dull!” PresidentsJuarez and Diaz a domain that of large territorial interests in an Excessive Number of “Wrongs!” when people America they have a ellow is Drooling stretches J or 370 miles It is little wonder the grinder Somehow we always eel that yawn over humor1 An organ himself relinquishedmost of these at the request of the he Alludes to as as recent as on the curbstone when landless hard put to it even to exist how peon should turned his “His Own Worst Enemy!” Thackeray American people supported by our readiness to revolt against you expect social scheme that made thoughts to A Giggle doesn’t Get Anywhere but a Good Laugh do a eject one parcel be entertaining them did they hesitate matters Dispels the Oblique View! but ffl iA k of flesh and h is Needful Exercise with yarns that! i vx vj Sa blood a billionaire and anothera reflections a n — butof our th riends don’t care to Listen to the Results our antedate I were not rosy slave foot of soil he Introspectiop! revolu-i y jwf v v may call his own rench X''‘ — withouta "Glad I’m not a 0 doesn’t Intrude very in 'the Affairs of tionT ATRIOTIO PEASANTRY of the great of In ate much As one landholders Mexico who he composer olks who Really acts of Life! "A nd ace the you "He has muttered that the Man Career dared to preface SIXTY THOUSAND Swedish peasants announcing furnished the real cause for this reign of terror i you’ve wrestle Maybe observed whose to with wltli described as stbry south of the Rio Grande it is but just the heaviest is "Meteoric”has Just lilt the Earth with each their readiness to be “food for cannon” what they call that ancient bro-f p’o Int a u n if integrity and penalty a rich man may suffer should be thrust Tenor of his Way” mide 'Now this necessaryto "preserve That Phrase "The Even unnyJ8 Nothing more or ellow really less than a set-of always Conjures before us the Image of a independence present a spectacle that must be dis-’ upon him — the necessity that he should earn his That would con Never Heard of the Word "Ambition!” formulated rules who The couraging to thosewho wbukl brand war as in-1 Not a '“The Road to Glory Leads but to the Grave" is demn the newest TheyALauKbed Out of Sheer breadin the sweat of his face mere circumstance "Glad in Composer” He to sit warranted but if we Listened to ana lunniest ox chest Highly Kapoo and Mellifluous— Politeness that Muttered on the of variably without excuse The patriotismof these Terrazas failed to prepare himself Tools! stories it Over-Much we’d All Drop our the composer and told your favorite 'story Jf or is called the Height "Moreover you puts to the blush the cold calculation against the day that has him prevent him from being impulsive ’"Chasing a Swedish farmers Spontaneousand now come argues time!” when least the twentieth creative of'oolery— but we once Met a Millionaire who of the little American who would have his unfit to have and to hold possessions At the least Rich "Which one was' that T nskeA 'Blinks A Stumbled upon a Marvelously a Prospector "I supposeit’s so in every line of you’re hopeless”'said the Manwlth-the-Grouchy human endeavor Lead of Surface Gold while he was?Pursuinga Queer cringe before the reflection intelligence blood-strain of it is his The architect is with country mongrel a upon burdened academic and historic Looking Butterfly that had Crossed his The Tnsevere Plodding tellectual ‘i see you were never 'intended for the schools the Orient which keep him shut In Life Take my then Do next Path! best thing!" writer has difficulty in being “The spontaneous "A Lot of the Bunch who have not Ostentatiously A cry for Grim editors and peace at any price onlyassures With 1400 German firms agreeing to send tyrannical won’t let him Wagon are nevertheless "What Is that?” asked Blinks innocently ri ''5 Clambered on Board the Water corned The create They send him to that Doors! "Let your hair saidthe Man-wlth-'t will nation or the individualthat words mausoleum of the Swinging y grow long" to Dodging Panama expositionit doesn't make embalmed "and join the and dead the you’ve that Each Time it's Harder dub”symbols— dictionary Observed MacDbwell Perhaps Out of the Bad Hole of metes exact justice to all the world but isXready much differencewhether the German government “It’s a iand Harder to Get your world of sackcloth and ashes Up till the to repel injustice by force of arms is present rarely moment I’ve always believed that too much Own Making! or not was just enough I’m wiser now The secret of life The to combat coward whether nation or Is 4 elimination ORM agonies individual suffers the pf a thousand The protests 'against the tango seem about to ”X’m going to eliminate Booze!” O THE TIMES deaths while the brave die but once have reached the point where they are ready to You have seen the "latest fashion Onr national readinessand ability to defend enter the class of remedies that are How they- wear the hobbles slit worse than the If there could only be a financial panic in this And you fjan’tdenythisrgash on ourselves thorough insuranceagainst the' possi-bility disease'-’ 7 edimtry perhapsit would stave off the annual downpour ’skirts has made a hit :'7 Women’s of being called upon pf neckties It ip to do so' It is not imChristmas Surely relieves the tightness r's' say clothing is cheaper than ever a Jmiladyi lnr 77 They ’'Style hascased possible that we learn J might a great deaLfrom 7 A in horsesEoeinghas been addedtp‘tlie good deal of it certainly looks cheaperthan ever and But you’re course showing nopolitenesii’ until tho new''yearends 7If you stand’Jaround ‘arid grin1-’ T 'the of jrouidn’i cTrom now resolve even cheaper than that manly attitudeof these subjects A? 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