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"i ’ for the 7 A'" 7 Sunday 11 —II 1 I— mni Nov " ' L" " ' ’ " ' Lake 30 City 1913 Utah IIIL I ’ — — " " 7JL ' ESONSIBILITY ' Yis III — PRODUCTS X7 7 7 Salt 11 UTAH YW Editor ' I 'I I 1 1 ' r - JI ’ - " '! -- -- Il I :rr-ir r-— - - 7 A RETURN Utah NEW placed wholly minds regards TO DAY of have the — — —Courtship — — — I speak their ! courage V io1t Products Day ought the inquisition to OCilOrCT oTTri as which our 1913 by the Press Publishing Copyright upon a few enthusiasts The booster mrraniAmerican commercial structure is being subjected Co (the New York Evening World) zations shouldnot suffer in this instancethe usual They note on every hand evidencesof its 4 penaltyof the willing worker The benefits are for depressingeffect upon business they observethat the entire commonwealth and not halted and have been one citizen should great industrial enterprises seek to The exclusive evade his share in the task the economic developmentof the country repressed of home use effect to they have products by every consumer would as by a giant hand rom cause retain in Utah millions of dollars and they iiat are annually followed the broad trail of reasoning the pent-up expended in stimulating commercial welfare else Utica that contracts the powers where of the captains of industry But the demagogic It is a splendid idea this Utah Products Day dust-cloud produced by a decade of agitation but it must be state-wide be effective frightens these leaders of thought into a craven to Every producer of commodities whether manufactured silence mined or grown is entitled to the market in each It is fitting that the first tep back to economic Nl s J of the four quarters of the commonwealth He sanity should be ventured by Samuel Untermeyer XK has risked his patrimony and devoted his energy of New York the duty Of checking this savage to adding to Utah's wealth the least his fellowcitizens is upon our prosperity indubitablyhis As may offer in satisfaction of the debt they legal adviser to the Pujo committee that invest!owe him is to purchase his goods in preferencegated the money trust his was the first to those of J'oieign rival But the home products war a whoop in this mad dance of the inquisitors lesser movement is sentimentalonly in degree The theories these witch-smellers sought to prove its practical side outweighs any other in his fertile brain the largelv and were spun Whatever the economistsmay assert prosperitybogey of controlledwealthwas largely of his is only possible that when money circulates freely in The advice halt should be “a such volume and fluidity as to possible called’’ “the slate with make and wiped clean” comes every S' from this source of most of the conceivabletransaction The yield of orchard and curious consistency field of mines and smelters of factories and workshops difficulty Untermeyer may with impunity harangue may be unprecedented but if the circulating Mr scant in the mob that has been medium quantity business lynchingtheir own welfare is eertajn Utah money retained in 1’tah his sympathies with them is so well understood he Ax will prevent the rising tide of commercialstagnation susnicion of motivesthat would fall P can evade the from His diagnosis will bo consideredas engulfingthis slate whatever may be upon others the comfit ions elsewhere so palpably free from ulterior purpose that it will AVithin our borders is sincere The tide of populistic produced everything be accepted as garnishit with defamation that has overwhelmed the commercial necessary to sustain life and to the comforts and conveniencesthat characterizeforces of the nation must be deflected if we are civilization not to modern We need 2T abroad for nothing touch the most profound depths of the that is essential and once we learn to demand slough of financial despond: the role of Mother tab the the brand on everythingwe Partington sweeping back the onrushing waves is zf consume To those that lighted the funeral I Cl i world may wag as it will We need reckon with properly his give Utah nothing any where if we productive pyre of prosperitymust be entrustedthe task of genius its opport unite strike the And we at very stamping out the embers foundation of ur own welfare when we do otherAs certainly as a moderate movement against sinister interests needful to restore morality ! was 'Y j — to American business so must this unbalanced campaign against all enterpriseswhether A CURIOUS PHANTASY good bad be halted The reaction too or cannot RESIDENT M'HSON’S champions seem obfrom the The pendulum has sessci! with the delusion that some diabolical soon begin swung far days when influence D corporation’scharter could be prostituted — — — — — seeking to force him into war with into a broad license to steal the extreme of This is evident their To be ensrased fills Bess and Bob with Mexico hallucination in Love makes us hannv a To go up to the height that happiness has taken their spirits they must distrust builders’ of all of industry has been of It blares Mexican affairs wondrous joy an effervescentcourage In 1813 this courage might have mechanical wings and in a flying boat hover over the earth That is acquire and it must back to the happy fort reached swing led the lovers in the reckless of ecstasy editorial now to indulge NOW and alas! in 2013 when Bessies and Bobs speak of our “now” columns of the Demo-s game croquet Convention’s frown The useful service their and rintrs the medium rendered country at such a game as too boisterousfor a gentle woman to indulgein made as then why busy our heads worrying over things we shall never welkin wherever by them the train of in that set investigation motion ELEANOR SCHORER a Bourbon orator lifts his clarion voice It was the Belinda and Bob exult in their own daring But in 1913 croquetis tame know is no greater than that performed by those text of thousand Tlmnksziviig sermons and the that invocationto the Most High may now retrace the nation's steps from the mar an of suspicion to the firm ground of renewed tricked sensible a morass Ao more curious phantasyever 4 "I confidence f of flu Attorney Untermeyer’s address before the With thp Hea ist the newspapers Economic club of Massachusetts is than the tone of tina 4 W American press lias been against single more beacon of hope on a lonely hilltop it presages armed intervention The single lawmaker that I of the same sort from those with whom lias more were falling fast roach bv force from the floor The shades of night advocated interference Ot A car appearedat last at last f hunted It bespeaks the beginning of an Congress was Mississippimember of the he has The of good feeling will be conductor wore a nickel smile when business President a Republican Democrat or ’Progressive”era man And yelled “Step in the aisle r By forward By Robert Welsh until thus James G as honest proven otherwise whether of high or low degree their regarded Edmund given the counsels as the common malefactor Duffy “Try not to pass” the fat man said have been insistently against war With in the dock same chance is for hope that this “Hang onto the strap that’s overhead it is There ground — an unanimity as encouraging the unusual as You've only got another mile the members of the Pujo committee O 10 of the twelve acts on the UD ye like to be a king Kelly?” So 'please step forward In American people have besought their Presidentto lawver’s employers the aisle’” long their vaudevillebill was nearly are awakened from delirium of asked little Judge Dan McHugh ended The that their phantasmagoria is “I’d like betther let me out” the maiden said passing If this nawthin’ “Please Mr Wil-am's moderation his unswerving th’n bein’ th’ King “I’m yawned with a comfortablefeeling Iv too tight and nearly dead1 squeezed keep seeks only the dead conclusionis accurate the Massachusetts ml dress that in a half hour the to the peace the ladies are prisint” Th© cai’ is stopped in folks pile more ho el of the commonplace: his attitude is tho court would be over and he merely is epochal attendant Then: “Please step forward tn the could find his w’ay to a on the Judge nearby tin1 public “Well” went sentiment Even cafe proper response to “if ye’re tired iv ye’re job nere ho BACK HOME AGAIN were warlikeus Andrew Jackson and as as At that moment the half dozen know where they’s an openin' R girls who HANNA’S Clevelandnewspaper is daily had been dancing as Theodore Roosevelt he would not have for a likely to fill th’ man I fell place If into line and held out the urginga reunionof the Republican and “Progressive” ye watch th’ dared to challenge this plain judgment of colmuns their cloaks at arms’ length if th’ Avnin’ parties ”lt has been News ye might see people that war demonstrated” would be unwise and The result was a sudden some mintioniv it amongst th’ ’resident declares the Leader “that that union is the only Illinois Central No delicate not be of reds whites and confront with want ads ’Tis a gudo job conductorswill allowedto in the wear their wives’ pictures their into an uncertain replica of the American flag foreicr less way to Democratic ascendancy don't fergit that to do but sleep on crystals blues complication was ever' prevent ye Nawtln’ eat watch annoyed by any more but the wives will doubtless be on the The orchestra and in of the states in all sections of draw ye’re salary an’ keep ye’re mouth shut broke brassily into "Columbia the most jingoism or so little disturbed in walking the path just the same of the Ocean” and that all a king has to do? asked the court atwatch Gem the curtain fell with tha the country” No clearer statement of this pressing us tendant Miss Allen Woods says your facoshould match audience applauding madly political truth could have been J’tiblie opinion in the United States has framed clothes been your There are some clothes that are more “Huh!” grunted the “That’s all they let him do’ answered the Judge there’s than a match for any face Don’t say same old trick again ‘Old Glory' dod from Mr Hanna was one of the earliest and most will see about landin’ th’ place?” questioned whaddye tnat Just pr viilon ially rv truculence Ulti "WhoKelly wave and you’ll get all “I mean? the empty headed fools thrilling of those that mobilized at Armageddon supposeth’ Aiderman iv th’ wa-ard ninlnms Taft declined to with a mo Washington to Senor Huerta have enthusiastic go up In an aeromistaken feeling that they misname patriotin battle for the Lord Of all that distinguishedcud use his influence wid gude rasults” to He will wait until one of trod upon the Zeppelin dirig- ism and blistering their hands one another'sheels without disturbing “Th’ vociferousbut foolAiderman won’t be able to hilp you gettin' th’ plane? ish applause over the sardonic equanimity of that ruthless dictator company his motives for deserting the job” said the Judge “An imploymint ag'neycud do ibles comessays he play with in it in wants a a punch "Patriotism people quick to party of which his father has been so conspicuousbetther thin an Aiderman Pollyticlans can hlip ye YesBelasco Were we with cocktails in them anger and acutely there are too many now deed! They'll go but little whin th’ place ye are afther is acrost th’ jealous of prestige national member were clear and undisguised Mark Hanna’s The in the world lives in Ovid Mich our we would long seas” of here still meanest man out since have son hated Mr Taft because that President "Thin th’ kingdom ye want me to take is not hereabouts?” He agrees with everythinghis wife says just to keep gone to war to quivering enforceour President’shad her from starting an and be tribute to our peace-loving compelled him to disgorge $150000 accumu-rebates queried the court argument Island furnished emotion orders It is propenattendant Vose of Uncle Hod Rhode a fore the thrill ha “aith no” answered the Judge "’Tis far away sities that we have through the acceptance of railroad supinelysubmitted to Huerta’slated turkey for the White Houses table this year died ye’ll have to th’ canal th’ Atlantic whopper like as It is he lost his and his cross ocean th’ away not surprising and his constant and temper as usual Hod is bound to be patriotic in spite not they’ll com Jl? repeated defiances Bay iv Biscay an’ th’ North Say to reach it ’Tis Uncle of politics refusals to perspective that’s hard mit pett regard our ultimatunasseriously political despite up f’r a king Yer nivver heerd iv some this ignoble aged 72 has been sent to prison for little motive Dan R Hanthat place? They Th’ A Kansas for man horse offens But make fine beer over there Wc Americans are indeed a patient people stealing He seven years should have against good clt are all right if ye threat thlm right na’s evacuation of Armageddon is significant of which glvin’ thlm free beer whin they have their stolen an automobileand gotten off free izenship the political trend of events and a lusty blow at means freight rate on is to be reduced but “If they don’t ANTIQUE SLIT SKIRT outln’s They’ll love ye like they love th’ The lemons Germans If the the “Progressive” party organization He is a ye threat thlm O K an’ hate ye like they hate th’ It will cost congressmenjust as much to ride as do it themselves 'T’lIE pessimist apprehensive of even greater It useful ever did they’ll member of any political cult becausehe has Proosiansif ye thry to double cross thlm wink sartorial atrocities by lovely Potatoes have joined the aristocracy They are somebody woman may plenty of money and a dispositionto employ it “Annyway they just gave King Otto th’ gate an’ el take heart longer jabbed onto the spouts of who Thomas Owen of Topeka Kan has there’s openin’ f’r steady king no kerosene cans does enlists his an a industhrious freely in that elix Diaz to be about as any sympathies that’ll do nawthin’ but drink hissilf to death A Gen welcome as that in the time of the cause seems discovered even Lycurgus man the first pair of winter flannels The by his departureis of such vac ar j’ created like you Kelly who can dhrink beer like a Dootcn-man “How in perdl-ditlon nearly three the slit lawgiver thousand years ago that private to be im’nintly satisfactory to th’ Bavarians A Chicago woman has sued for divorce because should length and breadth regiment of ought skirt was the prevailingfeminine frippery Plutarch her husband has joined the suffragets By gar if Th©y be quartered wussent busy on th’ blnch here I’d know? soldiers in the army of the Lord but If your with can If you've Got an Explanationmake it job Me wud look th kA whom the Topeka discovererseems to in the place go over mesilf an’ take th’ — probably n by his name transfer it to the Liability occupied prodigousbulk Only Asset is an Excuse once fine in th’ tellygrafts to th’ newspa-apers here Ye’d there’s graft in it have than a more passing acquaintance speaksof for read: 'King Dan McHugh the irst beloved ruler iv Side of the Ledger! them some this interesting Same way rrlth Dixie” phenomenon and supports his all th’ th’ iv all th’ O Bavarians enthertained mimbers where THE INISH SHANK with from avnin’ In quotation Sophocles which ryle fam’iles at this 'Dixie’ rasponseto a “Same way with Every time that old tune Collier’s Weekly reproduces SHANK of Indianapolis invited his speech on loyaltyluncheon be th’ head iv th’ ryle household along all the follows: southerners as comes drumming professional tolt his thryln’ times whin run-nin’ fate when he snatched its prey from the King Dan iv to them have McHugh commence applaud ew of ever Hits Still in the light dress struts Hermione hirst wa-ard position he rom Sharp Wits been further south f’r Aiderman iv th’ a than the Batteryor Staten Island greedy insurancetrust and restricted the criminal Whose opening folds display the naked thigh hild wid great credit to hissilf an’ th’ “It’s mere misguided men that’s all No it’s even of Indiana commission He conventionality was It men who elected him’ than that it’s the spirit of the should be immediately apparent there is no combine worse to mob foolish to he ’could thus defy the things about —of these mad they’d be writin’ th’ same you for modern suppose “An’ does that indicate "Talk any applauders Ask them a man reason man to grow discouragedover lightning and live wears a monocle about the When he hauled potatoesinto Kelly Gawd knows they wud f’r ye know thlm thatWhen he hasn’t brains what he problems that ought to be faced in a real the vagaries of bis womenfolk enough to receive Though they seem feurin f’r news at can spirit of patriotism and sold them at cost to the suffering correyspondints arethim spills up Journal What’s the result? see plainly with both eyes? have they don’t care to taken a long step backward towards the Indianapolis times an’ whin they have — Albany lies “You'll find that they display either monumental the dead of winter ho Most hair tonics are bald poor in shook his fist what they write They’re jist call — PhiladelphiaInrevealing as likely to ye a ignorance colossal indifference or are wandering costume worn by the common mother of in tho quirer in face of privilege he forced when the rasplct'ble not ’Tis a gran’ as chanct Tr an a maze of misinformation has emulated the daring of the man of the regular occupations in Germany is dodging us all none fair King One trust to ignorant man like you Kelly to be iv reduce its exorbitant rates in Bavaria airships “That’s what makes their mad applausesound like Ch’cago News Don't fer-git Hermione or this example of womanly An’ think iv th’ gude wife an’ th’ childher the crackling of thorns he signed his political the— barbers get to 50 cents for a under the pot Instead of Indianapolis death When charging own th sarvlce ye’ll be doin’ thlm D’ye realize tnat the we may ventureto American flag they might spend their congratulatethe sex cut mother’ll go back to notchingIt just in the cheering yere son Bathrick wud be Prince Pathrlck and that nair leisure time studyingthe problems that old sweet way However in justice to this belle of the ninth warrant Commercial Appeal duster under It is true that Mayor Shank’s attitude — Memphis during he’d wear a gooldbraideduniform insthead iv overhall? that flag!” be worn tighter this year Men’s “pants” are towon’t we century B C Keep that in mind An’ ye’re daughter may we not assume that she labor struggles not in with law and me he rose and left the theatre and to devote was harmony man help to keep their money Then understand but that “present fears are less than horrible imBridget wud be th’ Princess Bridget with a Inquirer his own leisure to the study of patriotic problems he order in their pockets Philadelphia When he refused police protectionto the iv sarvants that th’ pay Pt — and that she Bavarians wud the only’ action that speakslouder soughtthe nearest cafe even would be shocked property of the employers he violated his oath of Miladi says about aginings iv th’ honor wud by the prevalent shadowgraph “An’to ye yersilf Kelly iv Think than words is signing a check Memphis Commercial costume of the office and encouraged lawlessness It is not of come goin’ about ih that ol’ — you Insthead Appeal points out that present day that like the Banner record that crime developed from his position but shiny suit ye’d be wearin’ a miny colored uniform A mothers should not be I ‘‘half conceals half woman wid patent lether boots an’ a hat like th’ iv discloses”? him left to do all the drudgeryat while father takes that he should home an improper Reilly’s MinsthrelsBand Ye’d be in th’ assume it proved swim so to like to point out however j his ease at his club THE DAYS We wouldafford ye filt like makin’ a sociable call guardian of life and property speak Whiniveran' that the father who club generally can 1 A NAUSEOUS DRAUGHT th Impror Willum an’ he has a wife whose greatest hardshipisa settling And yet other mayors have given as great ye cud go overbn’y th’ seerint collector up her does Take help the greets ye like now SECRETARY McADOO’S willingness to and bridge scores Inquirer cause for impeachment escaped unscathed Philadelphia days have It’s th’ job gude Go afther it don’t — The melancholy come national me Shure yo — sit getting banks weather the financial gale that Had Shank brought to his employment of the man the days we love to have there December and what time ye cud over If a know a man dream is before the glowing ember brewing in the new — We dig about for heavy currency bill is commendable police power the same discerningjudgment that calls ye a name look what you can do to him duds in closets dark and But iv searchin’ brick ye cud order out dingy and mourn wnen would he not better servo the country made him sq useful in other a directionsall the ON A and then ove find a piece by now iv infantry If ye want sthart a moths made fringy by President Wilson a excitement urging upon Then and currency powers of the vengeful trusts he had insulted Will yo take th’ job buckwheat cakes soon begin to afther an English ship sausage that would bring no storm? katydids could have But shoot the chutes the and locusts have put measure not prevailed against him ho Jawn?” The coal men I’m not afraid up their noisy flutes and the plumb-' Curative medicines are oftert drastic yet there gave them the weapon for his owh can’t take it undoing and “No Yer Honor iv I’m acquainted with a lady fair ers smile their season’s just beginning while an’ Bridget an’ th’ old lee is at least one most think you’ve met her too successfulschool of medicine they used it with the dexterity long practice Jiad mesilf but Bathrick woman held so long have eased They all men who’ve sway up on their She “never has a thing to wear’ that wud nivver do to mix wid th’ ryle fam’iles eschews any but the most gentle of drugs promoted polish up their arms and in have divvilish bad timpers an’: they’d have grinning The hunters me in war Does that sound strangeto you To the layman anticipation fhirst pay await the time to sally forth to scatter some such soothingremedy seems wid some feurin afther day power desolation The struts sthay here in th’ hirst wa-ard turkey about the yard ne’er preferableto the rasping purgative the administration bitter But still “withouta thing to wear” Senor Huerta’s office has at least one redeeming guess we’d thinking spending: what is of how th’ police fri’nds” She in the Thanksgiving is concocting in this feature He is not are me goes out brings nauseous currency pesteredto death by life where about his surreptitious ending The woodsman strange to say this lady fair mess insurance agents lattery sharpens up his saw’ and swings his shining ax Imitation may'be the Sincerest — but Initiative Somehow keeps nice and warm w’htle capitalists plot and scheme a way to dodge the Even the veriest neophyte in the study of has the Motor! tax It thing to pharmacopoeia distrusts a medicament that That the Englishwoman who won the American “without a wear” seems “Mute IngloriousMilton” we Ever Met She’d be afraid' some —— The only brings the sufferer almost to the door of death golf championship should be named Miss Gladys was fellow W'ho Permitted his Sisters to a Support ‘would a warrant swear Get the Grievanceout of your System before Mental beforehe can hope for convalescence Ravenscrdft seems a bit like rubbing it in him by Taking- in Dressmaking! Because she went that way Gangrene sets in! success not to be publicists SANITY to — and Then ENGAGED Now I 3-1101 - 1 I"-X” t understand Az-iJAS'x - AX’ onslaught so-called a man-ui’acture i i depression i 1 X — ' unthinking D a I 1 I t J J h t I ‘ 1 ' -But I a 1 t t v Bench On (x'-eption ManWith TheG CONTRIBUTED uJge a ’ tart'-: McHugh i ‘ r — distrust Man-wlth-the-Grouch determination Heartswhin performance answered -aisle’ impulsive I DAN ATERTHOUGHTS violently criminally‘oohsh rearrangement 1 a nation Man-with-the-Grouch I i f Ex-President a a -with a II contemptuous Bavaria i w I Bavarians a s w W c I a I I position a MAYOR indeed ha-ard insurance self-restraint believed rlt-tenue Star-Spangled lea-ader MELANCHOLY ! toward Instead f’l- rigi-mlnt a battleship CERTAIN NOTE EADy i I k I i -the stormAnd political dayrSomebody - V - |