Show lftA J THE OGDEN (UTAH) STANDARD-EXAMINEFRIDAY EVENING APRIL 29 1949 R Smart Aleck Gets Criticism When He Ignores Youth Magic Pattern Husband Wants to Trade Old Wife For New One and Asks What to Do drags him around night I am a married after night to parties and night man over 50 years old I have a clubs And watching your young wife wish in a wife but she is getting old dance with boys of her own age and I have picked out a young will be your fate Undecided Hus- woman to marry The trouble is band if you swap off your old wife young one my wife won't give me a divorce and I have no grounds to get one Z "ear Dorothy Dix: Although I am though I try every way to get some- only I? years of age I want to get thing on her Can you tell me what to do? married right now to Bill but my Should I just walk off and leave my mother wants me to finish school home to her? Or should I tell her Now here is my problem: I am in I love her just so she won't talk too love with Bill and I want him very much? She thinks she knows who much but he tells me that he the woman is that I have my eyeon doesn't see any sense in our going but I don't want her to find out for together because we argue and fight sure for fear she will blow her top " me nme dui l nave oeen told — Undecided Husband that when a boy and girl argue all Answer: Well brother if you take the time it is a sign that they are my advice you will not be un- reany in love witn each other I know if the Lord really wants decided about your love life You will stick like a leech to the woman me to have Bill that He will help who has stood by you in sickness Bill to realize that we were made and in health in good fortune and for each other— Just Wondering Answer: There is an old tradition n bad luck Who has borne your and toiled like a galley slave that marriages are made in Heaven to help you pile up the neat little but personally I have never seen any indication that the Lord was fortune you possess Believe me swapping an old wife a matchmaker In fact quite the for a young one is about the most contrary Nor is the lack of condisastrous trade that a man can geniality between two people any make for it almost always ends sign that they love each other yet in spiritual bankruptcy Of course there are thousands of men and that isn't the point of view of a lot women who have not a taste nor an of men especially if they have been idea nora principle in common successful in business Almost about who marry and live scrappily ever the time when they get in the 50 s afterwards they have a brainstorm which gives Dear Dorothy Dix: I want to give them the delusion that they are tired of their old wives and want you a prescription for curing if you happen to get a pretty little girls for playmates so jealousy d husband It is just to they pension off Grandma and in- green-eye- him a dose of his own medivest in a debutante and expect to give cine Pretend you are so jealous you be happy ever after cannot see straight Accuse him of Won't Work the same things that he acBut the scheme doesn't work doing cuses of doing and refuse to Youth and age do not amalgamate let himyou or deny explain They have nothing in common not I cured my husband of being a taste not a habit not a desire jealous 29 years ago by using these There is not even anybody to whom tactics and we have been they can say: 'Bo you remember? " happy and peaceful ever sincevery Under Heaven there is nobody more Answer: Thanks for the tip It pitiful than the elderly man whose sounds workable and it is if it 4s husa godsend to a lot of harassed bands and wives whose mates are always attributing crimes to them GOOD— AND TRUE that they never even dreamed of By Dorothy Dix Dear Miss Dix: Please address Dr George W Crane Hopkins Syndicate Mel-lo- tt Indiana Send a dime and a stamped envelope for advice By Dr George W Crane Case Calvin G aged 27 went to the court house to see about his tax bill His father who owned the building in which Cal lived accompanied him In the discussion about the matter Cal's father interposed a few questions The clerk ignored his inquiries or brushed them aside irritably Finally he said: "Why the devil are you trying to put in your two bits worth? Whai's it to you? You ainH payin' the bill" Then Cal's father firmly corrected the smart aleck clerk's error and told him the property belonged to him and that as a taxpayer he was entitled to respectful treatment by employes in the court house! Smart Aleck Clerks It is not unusual to find subordinate clerks trying to assume all the prestige and authority of the "big shots" under whom they are fsveSinlharanuXSMd -- chil-dfe- lished principles of the Royal Baking Company it's good value for your money Fresh at Your Grocer's If every wife who has a husband would meet him jealous at the door with a tirade of abuses and suspicions about where he has been and what he has done and if every husband who has a jealous- wife would spend his evenings at home accusing his wife of having affairs with every man she knows they would both see how absurdly they were acting and drop it and give their mates credit for being the decent people they are (Released by The Bell Syndicate Inc) f old and young alike shout for t m a yard contrast This pattern easy to use simple to sew is tested for fit Has complete illustrated instructions Send twenty-fiv- e cents in coins for this pattern to Anne Adams care of Pattern Department PO Box 6710 Chicago 80 111 Print plainly your name address size and style number Sewing for vacation leaves you more money for going! 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Thus any ragged impoverished voter js the boss of every postal employe in the United States postal service as well as every political job holder It is high time our postal department educated some of its clerks to a better appreciation of this fact Frequently I have entered postoff ices to find as many as 5 to 10 people lined up at the stamp window The clerk was meanwhile blithely ignoring those customers He was sitting down taking inventory of stamps or doing some bookkeeping which should have been left till the stamp window was cleared of patrons How Private Business Operates It is an axiom of private business that the public must be placated and conciliated "The public is always right" runs a common commercial adage Whether your corns are driving you crazy or a peptic ulcer is burning a hole in your stomach whether you have little chores unfinished or a telephone call to make you must wait on the trade at the counter or the window! Customers come FIRST! 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