Show they say i t 1 that the tintic gintic man who bet ten dollars against a dime that sheriff smith of salt lake co bointy anty wo ilan t get with n a in ie le of lopez won the dime a 0 that some ceoil peo are too 1 tight to get drunk 0 hars that after the heirs h re a few lawyers to settle an estate the ques tion of equitable division is removed as far as the heirs are concerned 0 that the mob is fickle the kins king that is cheered today will be jeered on the morro v 0 0 0 that the pla e to judge whether a man is a good fellow or not is in his home that a slim excy excuse 11 casts the big gest shadow ol 01 0 s ispirian 0 that the blus blustein texy wea tier is pleas ant to the merchant who is stocked up up strong on winter goads goods aou that there would be e plenty of pros penty to go around eatn during these hard times if everyone didiot did not try to hog more than his share I 1 are that some folks folk are born foolish and others let their c children i ren run over them 0 0 0 that there isn t a vacant house in eureka the old camp must be rath er prosperous after all that there ar a lot of interest ing ads in this issue of the reporter 0 0 that you make no EoL mistake stake when ou patronize the stores that adver tise O 0 that one ot of the salt lake d deputies e got his picture in the paper b beca apu csc he outran lopez we take it foi for granted that the officer ni mist t h have been in front that that it is well to be stubborn when you are in the right but the trou brou ble is that most stubborn men only think they are right that the voca vocabulary ula yo 0 the average man consists ot of five or six hundred word sand and lots of those are not to be found in the dictionary diet dic conary that the local un union io n men are do ng their part to vard helping their less fortunate broth rs in the michigan copper districts that the perso person n who is satisfied with himself is 11 usually hard to please otherwise that on of the headlines in a salt lake I 1 ake paper says kiss ng another man q s wife cost 11 m his life the increased cost ot living is a more serious matter than we had supposed that a missouri judge approves of the slit skirt on the gro groina ind that the wonderful ond erful human machine and es specially ally that of the female sex is nothing to be ashamed of 0 0 that the maybee Mayb ciry ry banque was the big event of the year some sport that andy that charlie w nt home on disown his own pow power er bah rah for the dutch the that one of the speakers at the banquet board forgit himself and started bis big remarks by saying sating brothers and S 0 0 that when the big teed feed started everyone was sidestepping sidestep sid estepp ng the toast master masters s invitation to talk 0 0 0 that when it ended there were at least a dozen talking at once fun ny stiff at iff that wine with the bubbi a in it 00 that what was a mistaken for a bear track was simply the track made by the man who got down cc ddn t get up and went the adl 1 ance of the way on his hands and knees that the boys are all spec speculating dilating on who will buy the next wine sui sul per there theres s one promised for every new arrival at homes of the mem here bers of fhe the anti race suicide club that the men inch c coming ming 0 oft off shift at the centennial cureka mine on bat sat arday thought that they biad iad dincov ered lopez the mexican that it u was as cintli nothing 0 but a light fingered chap with an appetite for soma some of the comp company anys s timber and when a gun was fired he broke all previous records for sprinting that the most difficult thing in connection with these rag dances is 14 keeping your mind on your business 0 0 thai they have come to stay and sooner or later we must all learn them t that a bunch of ladies who were busy with lodge affairs when harry J locked up the opera house on tuesday night found themselves ma crooned on the upper floor of the building that they sent out the wireless call for help and the S 0 O S sig nal was answered by br sleuth jimmy wilson who hustled a key to the house and gave them their liberty 0 that pat devaney who is eherd ike like a duck when it comes to rough ing it on the mat goi gol one of the lo 10 cal doctors out at 3 in the morning io to let the blood out of a blistered inger finger |