Show '' ' i'' ' - - '6 : - ‘0 : ::::'2::::-::?'- ''' k:-- ::?-r"1- ir - : 4?' — a4amsro44404414m4A4a I — By George Clark The Neighbors By Lichty - - I ' s - l'''' 't ' i i 1 1: ' ) 0 'S -- rs ' 1 ' '' 41 ' ''' ''' a t i l 0 t 0 ak ek set V 4 sti tt - ''' 0 1 1 - ‘ t-- r ' tP fr 1 i f: 10 e: 0 0 7ver V - N:7:s'i' 71 - '' - 4 r 0-0- -- "r - 4: 4 0' same Nevelon P" f N 1 - 1? -- lot - ‘ N s -- ‘ tta 1 - !"1 i" k vN - 's 40 c4"':t L4 -!-- - '' CA& a cr' i04-- I - I I tryi - Previously the Europeans were the chief expments of detente with the Soviet Union while the United States hung back Now the United States with an assist from Britain is setting t4e pace for detente while the Europeans drag their feet II I) I 1 1 I 0 0 "You sure you should throw those out? Just recently a painting sold for five Ini IliOn bucks!" Russell Baker Trousers Lose Shine of Fashion La's Clothe Peacock in Skirts English Burton' Irish Alaybe?—t a BURTON Arms: Azure fess between three talbots' heads erased or Crmt: A serpent winded sour scaled argent standing on a ducal coronet or Motto: "Lux vitae" te It is a small wonder that the name ie Burton Is so a New York Times Service of in England As there are some 29 well-know- n Bards ley explains parishescalled ? ( Burton there and the name means V "from Burton" Further tran- le: ficiencies is still a slight improvement ' upon trousers It is hard to con- ceive of a means a village by a fort or a fortitied manor or en tie a 'bury boough burgh' etc being a fort and 'ton' being a place Ic :Cr rTort ' lest - The Burton family name is also found In Ireland but they were originally English settlers there during the Plantation P Settlements of the 1500s and 1600s If any Burton's got there before that don't tell me just be proud They're probably more Irish than the Irish by this time A Richard de Burton is listed among the Freemen of York in 1312 who was a "Mercator" or sailor Sr Richard Bur- is ton e- S on the cost of reproduction Of on the availability of any other family Coat of Arms send a self addressed "LONG" envelope end $I for each name which will be &polled to any order to requested Joe T Boy North Hollywood Calif PO box ?XI Dept 34 p 1L:J to accommodate through which $10 bills precious keys and papers bearing important telephone numbers are funneled into the gutter They are given to whimsical villainies such as cutting painfully into the base of For information ig ' Because of their ridiculous length they are constantly in inclement weather soaked by water cascading down the raincoat so that their wearer arriving in a dry salon looks as if he had come fresh from wading in a bathtub Their ridiculous pockets invite holes (1821-189- this shield or for the research 1 - Fresh From Bathtub have sat up nights) And I seem to recall another Richard Burton who acts or something but I understand that he's really a Welshman who changed his name - N N the human iknee leaving their wearer when he stands up looking as if he had watermelons on his kneecaps and accordions in back incapacity was the English explorer writer and linguist who compiled "The Arabian Nights" into16 volumes (he must lo c practical garment Mr Baker than men's trousers Their cuffs with their cargo of carpet lint lost coins and cigar ash add unnecessary poundage to the weight their owner must carry about When sat down in—and who these days drives or pads an expense account standing up?—they betray their utter or town n e many slated Burton - ' WASHINGTON — The effort in New York to persuade men to wear skirts is not quite as silly as its instigators probably think it is The need for a sensible new style in men's clothing is acute 't and the skirt de-'' A 1 ts deI spite their owner's trunk daring crucial conferences or tying his undershorts in knots V Dr T R Van Hellen 1809: A US Surgery Milestone Ti The real beginning of modern abdominal surgery began in 1809 when Dr Ephraim McDowell of Danville Ky removed a large ovarian cyst from Mrs Jane Todd t T This Crawford ' corn- backwoods 'ors's munity was not a medical center nor did 3f added that the only possible solution was an operation that never had been done Since there was no other way of relieving the pain she accepted His only stipulation was that it be done in Danville 60 miles away It was rumored that If his patient died he would be held for murder But doctor and patient were willing to take the risk ti :13 major Tumor on Saddle Jane made the four-da- y trip on horseback with the great tumor propped on the horn of her The operation was performed on Christmas She recited psalms during the 25 minute ordeal because there was no anesthesia A 2212 pound cyst was removed Mrs Crawford left for home in less than a month Her 25 minutes of agony gave her 32 more years of life She died at the age rank McDowell with the great specialists of Europe The frontier area Dr' Van Dellen was better suited for crude surgery But he was a pioneer In surgery and his patients were pioneers like himself ie 3t )b ct )n No side-saddl- e Pregnancy Jane Crawford was thought to be pregnant but when she failed to deliver her physician called in McDowell on con sultation Her "supposed" pregnancy was a large ovarian tumor and he told her precisely what the situation was He re knee-lengt- h Nylons and Arguments This advances us not at all unless we presume that the American male will be amenable to showing up for a three-marti- ni luncheon looking like someone playing hookey from Sarah Lawrence Nylon hose the more probable solution (fishnet for evening wear) would lead to nasty raiding and counterraiding between husband and wife and the arguments about responsibility for runs might conceivably become as great a menace to marriage stability as toothpaste-tub- e caps We need not dilate upon the psychologial problems that would lie ahead for the typical male with fat knees or scrawnyshanks when dictators of the industry ordered hirrf to s The skirt adopt thigh slits or not do will simply male-fashio- of 79 Seven years later McDowell published his experiences in an American medical journal Ironically he died at the age of 59 from appendicitis an abdominal problem that is easily corrected today K84 A A982 V K V6512 — A752 The bidding: North East South West I V Pass I V 2 V Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Five of A Pass Pass A 1 When the above hand was dealt in a recent tournament nearly every North- South pair reached a contract of four hearts While declarer made his contract ' South one only succeeded in scor- ing an extra trick By so doing he a obtained top score on the deal ( every T :'' ''‘' ! 171i ' ' - : ' 4 I 4 4 -" a ' I r: ' ' "- '' ' - r Defense ' ' -- ti))17 :' pk -- i: ' tt f i ' 4 4 4 'str s ''' i 1 - -- 4470-- t e 1 4:::: :c4 : - f30'1" i 0ItI 1":-"- 't 1' 'Ni3 i 1 4- t bct km t-:- 71 0 D rry"rf i Ai aka ia I t:li' ' 59c Varieties 7 "r ii " d'I' Royal -- 611 : 1 ' 14i 4 troves STRAWBERRIES pkgs Nason on Education k ' :itot''''ve 7 1 7'"4 ' 'ec' A ' ili 1 t IL i- - No wN k‘ 4 Frsh STRAWBERRIES r- t $100 Cups Choice Novel ORANGES 8c lb - --- - ti 910iloiNilLii- More Extensive Planning Needed at State Level r eLLi001ti 89c i 174141:197: l' 8 $1100 Cons agree' c 14' olo ) ''‘0: 111-- ?rt TOmATOES ' ' r0 - 4 Iv 4 ' - 1 r 7P11!"fre 44 4V" '''' Vint) Rips ':' 1 ) 1 -- 1111r 0 CI GRAPE JUICE (Copyright) t '171- si C ‘' - I'Vt 1k v o '4-- - 0 ' 4:7-4i- ' r lit L lik - roast ' 71::kt-L1- 1 C 79 Standing Prim Rib tdr4 4 ti 9c -46" POT ROAST 1 itt-- om 59 40 lictollitiesiCshofice 1ktu'It L1-- Swanson's - 1 11111filek COPLQuality ir lt--:Ic!t- 4 5 tibbys Vienne SAUSAGES No 1 Ti 00 $pi 'Cans - CI HI4 46-0- 1 s 4 $ 00 Cans FRUIT DRINKS For J Nason Ed D University of Southern California The problems of education appear to have outgrown the ability of most local planners and financing Our Mobile popu- i latiod and the na- tional manpower needs make plan- ning at the federal level imperative But in the in- terest of efficiency the : state office must be strength- - t ened ' i — not bypassed t ' 4 ' 1 V ' i t i A - t - I - li0431(rylpt'''' ivrr:i ' A :i42 11'- 1) f - -k ''-- ' ' ww -Ot''''' ee '' Ai":kA - v- it: ---' - P' 41' ' ! ? t so i ‘ OffiCials of the Dr Nason United States Of- lice of Education reporting to a meeting Education of the steering committee Commission of the States in San Fran cisco discussed legislation pending in Congress which would provide funds to strengthen the planning functions of the state departments of education At present most federal aid to education bypasses the governors and their state offices As an example — in the new Follow Through program a plan to extend the achievements of Head Start further up the educational ladder into the first and second grades — the primary contact would be between Washington and the local education agency The planning for this program was done at the national level Since in actual operation it must be synchronized with existing school programs however the state must be concerned with its administration Even though stab's level planning means 50 planning centers and is more pe cumbersome than control from a single source it is the democratic process It has been my experience in educa tion that programs are seldom successful unless those who carry them out are Involved in the planning Thus more ex tensive planning at the state level Is required for the solution of major prob lems facing education How shall the residents of city slums and the residents of Appalachian areas be brought into the mainstream of Amer- Scan life? s who do Can schools assist not go on to college make smoother transfer from school to work? The solutions of problems such as this will require so much additional manpow- er and money that local communities cannot be expected to solve the problems without guidance and financial support from the state and federal government Rosa Dale No 212 Can PEARS Kleonex Jumbo I Cons 3 DOSIgIllir Tow EILQ altel ls - ti$Wqrfrii4i teen-ager- Z Tall Cans '1t4r04 Aso mt Irlirl r os dr-Ine- flA ' Pierco's No212 Cans 4 4 - 4 I JELL0 eiielti 4k V An 11 Assorted Flavono3D& Pkgs I 89c For T um Pita& mop 50 4 a - — 4t NI I ms 7 ) r - IT!41 1 - r 4 Is m - (111114 - '' NA' 7717111 '''' FOOD hli-I"' ' ya" '''y - ii v ''1 "4 ef 0 t(igile East 422 N 2nd West-2011173 Glendale Drive Glendale Plaza 43ra ' 4 SHOP AND SAVE AT No 33'Nitt'N 7 0nirc 4 C 4 PORK & BEANS l" 1 SALMON ikts:- - - l'' r" Lbby's Pink ISVr ow' ' 7? C f ': 4 By Leslie ' i d tor BACON 4e1" (117""qrL“L ' f- 4Ak-w- - " V le Ilar4 ''''' 'N4i10 fitly IV t 4- GROUND 01 ''''14r146 4041 -- dr 0 tr-- a a I i n 1 " '0000"'ks lifieti -' i i bitA1( '1 ' ' --- - r RIB c-0-- -- t f: 1 '4: i Ar AyiVtr 1141 1( ‘ -- N i kt:: :' ' "' - - i t14 1111 Choice - 'US 4 4PF li '''' ‘n ' 2 -- N ' A t- v '' ''' if 4111'' 1 '- ' P SKAGGSkoe"'-- mini-skirt- -- a i Opens Five 1 ' ' opened i i' s the five of spades '''''' 9Ir Goren and East put up tthe ace Seeing no attractive shir- he Continued with the deuce his fourth best and West covered declarer's ten with the sack forcing the dummy to ruff A heart was led and East's king fell to the ace West ' - f East put up the jack of clubs to hold the trick and returned a diamond which was taken in dummy with the king South TIOW proceeded to draw West's trumps and as he did so East found himself caught in a pincer movement His first discard was the nine of spades and his second was the six of diamonds however on the last round of hearts he was at the end of his rope If he gave up a club it would establish North's entire suit so he discarded another diamond The ace of diamonds now cleared that suit dropping both the queen and jack and South's seven of diamonds was established for his llth trick ti kf0‘' 'II l' Puts up Jack 'il 1: ok- 6 being steadily tightened ' - '7- - - - spots in spades suggested that East had started with one heart and four spades It appeared therefore that he had con- siderable length in both diamonds and clubs and since the burden of protecting both suits might fall on his shoulders South decided to apply pressure in that direction Since he had lost only one trick so far he could afford to concede one more and he did so at once by leading a small club from the North hand His object was to force East to Make an extra discard later in the play while the vice was 4 93 A t Suggests Way The appearance of the trump king on the first heart lead and the fall of the SOUTH ' ' - VAQI07 Keep Imo Alive In Italy the Christian Democratic premier Aldo Moro needs to keep the Red issue alive as a barrier protecting the Socialigts In his coalition against the Communist opposition And in France Presi- dent de Gaulle needs the issue in part to ' - AQ107 these i - J963 44)133 Q10 4107 a: bridge may spell the difference betWeen an excellent or merely an average result on the deal EAST KJ65I " Soutfi looked around for a way to develop an extra trick which in tournament ' 4AK612 Kurt-Georg- e In the standing position the chair legs would stick straight out behind him thus affording at least symbolic defense against the characteristic fear of modern r with knife in hand man the In front from waist to knees he might wear a somewhat elongated briefcase This would not only symbolize appropriately the nature of Modern man's doom but also would solve the problem of where to put $10 bills precious keys and papers bearing important telephone numbers Men's shirts as we know them are absolutely pointless Here is a grand opportunity for the fashion industry to help man deal with the endemic identity crisis The solution is a sheathing from of plastic neck to waist custom-wovecards Before it goes back to the drawing board the men's fashion industry must grasp the nature of the late 20th Century environment for which it is dressing the male It is a world in which man moves sitting down — in cars in airplanes or at a desk (where or course he is getting ahead in the worfd) This would seem to suggest the esthetically correct solution to clothing him from knees to feet namely wheels Maintaining the consistency of this philosophical approach to costume the designers might outfit the seated traveler from back of the knees to shoulders in a chair made of such highly flexible fabric that it will conform to his figure standing or sitting South ruffed out the queen of spades as East followed suit with the eight The contract was now assured and 413 V 1983 'WEST - Goren 11 Both vulnerable North deals NORTH circumstances the United- -States more than any other country is now working actively to engage the Soviet Union in cooperative steps toward a safer world And thus the keystone of American policy outside Vietnam is the series of measures for arms control which now head up in the proposed nonproliferation treaty The principal west European counties despite all their talk of detente have not really kept pace with the American evolution away from the politics of the Red Peril In West Germany for exKiesinger ample Chancellor has to please right wing members of his Christian Democratic Party who need the issue to keep their coalition partners the Social Democrats on the defensive n Afford Symbolic By C Working With Russ In ' Goren on Today's Bridge Hand This reversal of roles Ls deeply embedded in the domestic politics of the major nations It has become the centerpiece of Atlantic diplomacy on all issues ranging from economic and military cooperation through British entry to Europe and on to the projected nonproliferation treaty against the spread of nuclear weapons Behind the Atlantic revolution there lies a basic shift in the climate of Amer-- can opinion Generational change has combined with concern for domestic social problems to neutralize the "Red Peril" as a political issue in the United States even for demogogic purposes and in spite of Vietnam back-patte- V It while he is trying to ward off encyclopedia salesmen Trousers have on almost every score outlived their day and with the 21st Century looming on the horizon it is past time for the fashion arts to rid man of these 19th Century relics and clothe him in something appropriate to the age Unfortunately in pushing the skirt the fashion industry seems not so mutt interested in meeting its responsibilities as in indulging its weakness for the kind of joke that makes a cheap headline First of all the skirt confronts its male wearer with the ugly problem of what to wear below the hemline The New York models who showed the new skirts this week begged the issue by ribbed stockwearing those ings associated with Bermuda shorts i ' - Deeply Embedded World of Ilerathry ' putnloi s down y i ' t LI ki-i- 1 - ''''- 4061 treaty $ ' gether a united western position suppose the pause is necessary But the important thing is to keep sight of the first priority The priority is detente and the nonproliferation treaty even at the expense of being accused of "condominium" with the Russians Indeed it may be that detente is the i Stand Against Change best way to promote allied cohesion For are-on most other issues only in the shadow of "conderninum' Moreover likely woitk' together in the including freer trade a winding do wt-opeanway required to hi ini1 about tlwir unity troop presence in Germany and British And only in that shadow are they apt to entry to the Common Market the Euroundertake what ought to be the second an been have increasingly taking peans to the of Britain priority—admission tougll stand against change One high ' British official in fact describes the Eu- - Common Market - 1 ': Germans have been particularly vociferous and the Italians only slightly less so columIn France even the nist Raymond Aron has been speaking darkly of a SovietAmerican "condominium" 41--- CT g- en I's - riL) T1) : : 31"N) ' L ii '' 7 N N go° And after we get out of Vietnam legalize 'potbanish bigotry and abolish war What are your plans!" 1 1 ' 4! x 0 It ' ropean mood as s ease of "inward Christian soldiers" Laborious allied consultations on all these matters are now in process The United States has even stispended nnegn°oti-' the Russians on the a:il'iferation in order to I r---- 7 e t$ - hold the Communists at bay but even' more to maintain rapport with Bonn and Rome The result has-besomething like unified west European opposition to the American detente efforts and notably to the treaty The West PARIS—In the five months since I last visited Europe there has taken place a revolution in Atlantic affairs It is a revolution q a n (I 44 unperceived still largely poten"Nii tial in its conse- '1 quences Mmost all 4a) the familiar fea- ' ase tures of the Atlantic ' ' 12 world remain in lta ler”' place There are thet same issues I s i''' a' the same frictions Ili l the same people Mr Kraft But the relations helmsen them have been turncd upside tr"--- -e ''01 Sa t e 41 ' r ' cc 1 (P-- to ' - 71 1 it t 1110N Al in 'Is 4 frc ti da - :2 (1 el t 3 I 11 co:3 - t ‘ -ez -1- 14 ' Ite :10 'it V -- le It ' 11 V - k '') A 3 ' - 4 - 1 cole e il 1 101 t - 'i 4-- - lif ' ' 6 tu 7YiSai rtt07iic HIIY1' IF ‘a 2 CoA s F s i i T IIER qor (r4IEa r VW' i 91Z4r Ov T 10frAl 1 z m crer-etlit lo I 1 - Players Trade Places in International Game liC - - t' A A 23 19tr7 13 ' - 1 Thursday April I ' I IR The Salt Late Tribune Joseih Kraft I Grin and Bear It STORES Glenda' I stco0 141 tir 41 1 l |